RANDOM COLLECTIONS: March 2012

Saturday, March 31, 2012

A day will come.....

A day will come when the whole world will celebrate.....
Your Personality, Your Thoughts, Your Ideas, Talent, Smartness & that day will be.....
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1st April !
coming soon !!! ;-)

Friday, March 30, 2012

Char Dino Ka Exam O Rabba,
Lambi Padhai,
Lambi Padhai,
Padhne Me Dil Mera Lage Kahi Na,
... Padhne Se Jaan Meri Jaye Humesha,
Kitne Zamane Baad O Rabba,
Tution Lagaya,
Tution Lagaya,
Soya Raha Me,
Class Me Apni,
Teacher Se Roj Roj Pit Ke Aaya,
Kitna Pita Hu,
Sooj Gaya Hu,
Khelna-Kudna Bhul Gaya Hu,
Char Dino Ka Exam O Rabba,
Lambi Padhai,
Lambi Padhai.....<

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Teacher- Why are you sleeping in the class???

Student- Your voice is so sweet, thats why i am getting sleep.

Teacher- Then why other students are not sleeping???

Student- They aren't listening to you mam... ;-)

चूहे को बिल्ली लगी गोरी...

चूहे को बिल्ली लगी गोरी
दोनों मिलने लगे चोरी-चोरी
चूहा बोला, ओ गोरी आ खेलें आंख मिचौली
बिल्ली चूहो को मार कर खा गई
और बोली,आई हेट लव स्टोरी !!!

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Todays generation....

TEACHER: Do u know Avagadro's number???

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Boy: Avagadro ladka hai ya ladki????

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TEACHER:ladka!!!

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Boy:sorry dude!!!

Mai ladko ke number nai rakhta !!!

Pic of the Day - Before You Point Fingerwww.discuss-it-all.blogspot.com

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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

2 Beautiful and nice tips to stand strong in every condition:

"Never take help of tears to show your emotions" and

"Never take help of words to show your anger".

Monday, March 26, 2012

Quote of the Day - Quote by Dalai Lama

Sunday, March 25, 2012

A request to GOD .... ;-)

Dear God,

Please give me strength to pay my: Income Tax,
GST,
VAT,
CST,

Service Tax,
Excise Duty,
Customs Duty,
Octroi,
TDS,
ESI,
Property Tax,
Stamp Duty,
CGT,
Water Tax,
Professional Tax,
Road Tax,
STT,
Education Cess,
Wealth Tax,
TOT,
Capital Gain Tax,
Congestion Levy etc etc etc.

And don't forget:
Hafta,
Donations,
Bribes,
Chanda etc.

If I have some money left after that I will do business.

Sincerely,
An Indian

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Pic of the Day - JUST FOR FUN...

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Simply Superb ...

Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!

Boy: Thank God,

But Does The New One Works? :P :D

Friday, March 23, 2012

WHAT WE CAN LICK WITH OUR TONGUE?

We can LICK postal stamp,Ice-candy isnt it?

BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT:
A tiger's tongue is so rough that it can lick the paint off of a building!!!

Pic of the Day - Awesome creativity made out of old books..!!!

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Thursday, March 22, 2012

Pic of the Day - How many hands are there ???????

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The amount of money we spent on photo-copies...

"The amount of money we spent on photo-copies over the span of 4 years, could be sufficient to buy a
brand new Xerox Machine" :P :D

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Do you really nead a Spectacle ... ;-)

Bania’s son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu ;-)

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Some facts That will Definitely Make You Feel Old ♥

A must must read for all age group members

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge was released 17 years ago
Windows XP was released 11 years ago, in 2001
The “new” Millennium is more than a decade old
Chetan Bhagat’s antics have been around for the past 8 years!
Pierce Brosnan last acted as James Bond 10 years ago]
The Delhi Metro has been running for 10 Years now.
It’s been 11 years since 9/11
The Matrix came out 13 years ago, Keanu Reeves is 47 today
Mother Theresa and Lady Diana have been dead for 15 years
Remember Jungle Book on Doordarshan? That was more than 16 years ago
Macaulay Culkin is 31 today. “Home Alone” came out over 21 years ago
Terminator 2 is 21 years old. Edward Furlong who portrayed kid John Connor is 34 now. Sean Connery is 80 years old and retired
The youngest Spice Girl is 35, the oldest Backstreet Boy 39, Gwen Stefani is 41, Madonna 52
The first Harry Potter book came out 15 years ago!
The first season of F.R.I.E.N.D.S was aired 17 years ago!
Akshay Kumar was born in 1967
Arnold Schwarzenegger is older than Independent India. He was born in June 1947
‘Kids’ born in 1994 can legally drive, drink and vote this year
Jurassic Park is older than Justin Bieber
Rajiv Gandhi has been dead for 21 years
Bryan Adams’ cult song “Summer of 69 ♥ was released 27 years ago
Kids whom you remember in their diapers are posting their pics on Facebook
Facebook has been around for 8 years. Orkut for 10. Fraandshipping since 2002
Remember the little girl from Kuch Kuch Hota Hai? She is 24 now
The Maruti Zen was first introduced 19 years ago