Monday, April 30, 2012
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Once upon a time in a village, a man announced to ... the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10.
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them..
The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.
He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20.
This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
The offer rate increased to Rs 25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs 50!
However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs 35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs 50.
" The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to the 'Stock Market'!!!
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
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Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick collage life to strict professional life…...
Thinking hard about life
How it changed from a maverick collage life to strict professional life…...
How tiny pocket money changed to huge monthly paychecks
but then why it gives lesss happiness….
but then why it gives lesss happiness….
How a few local denim jeans changed to new branded wardrobe
but then why there are less people to use them
How a single plate of samosa changed to a full Pizza or burger
But then why there is less hunger…..
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…..
How a bike always in reserve changed to bike always on
but then why there are less places to go on……
How a small coffee shop changed to cafe coffee day
but then why its feels like shop is far away…..
How a limited prepaid card changed to postpaid package
but then why there are less calls & more messages……
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed…..
How a general class journey changed to Flight journey
But then why there are less vacations for enjoyment….
How a old assembled desktop changed to new branded laptop
but then why there is less time to put it on……….
How a small bunch of friends changed to office mate
but then why after 8'o Clock it always feel like getting late….
Here i am sitting in my office @ night…
Thinking hard about life
How it changed….. how it changed…….
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Attitude of Youth...
We are more brilliant than Einstein and Newton...
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Its just that they didn't leave anything for us to invent ;-)
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Its just that they didn't leave anything for us to invent ;-)
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Monday, April 23, 2012
Misc. Quote of the Day
There are only few true people in any person's life;
Rest are just part of the crowd.....
Rest are just part of the crowd.....
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Friday, April 20, 2012
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
If you are not using your smile...
"If you are not using your smile, Then you are a person with million dollars in the bank having no cheque book"
(Shakespeare)
(Shakespeare)
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Saturday, April 7, 2012
Friday, April 6, 2012
CLASSIC INSULT...
Lecturer was taking the class.
Suddenly a Boy went out of the Class..
Lecturer: Ye bahar kyu gya?
His friend: Sir, usko neend me chalne ki aadat hai... !!!
Suddenly a Boy went out of the Class..
Lecturer: Ye bahar kyu gya?
His friend: Sir, usko neend me chalne ki aadat hai... !!!
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Monday, April 2, 2012
Milestone 4000 visitors
Today my blog has been visited by 4000th visitor - excluding me of course ;-)
I've learned ...
That it's not what happens to people that's important.
It's what they do about it.....
It's what they do about it.....
Sunday, April 1, 2012
तो समझ लेना उस दिन 'अप्रैल फूल' है...
इन लड़कियों से दिल लगाना एक भूल है;
इन के पीछे इतना भागना फिजूल है;
जिस दिन किसी लड़की ने कह दिया 'आई लव यू';
तो समझ लेना उस दिन 'अप्रैल फूल' है
इन के पीछे इतना भागना फिजूल है;
जिस दिन किसी लड़की ने कह दिया 'आई लव यू';
तो समझ लेना उस दिन 'अप्रैल फूल' है
FOR COMMERCE STUDENTS......
Boy: Yamraj ji, Mujhe waqt se pehle kyon utha liya???
Yamraj: Dimaag mat chaat; March mein closing hai aur Balance Sheet match nahi ho rahi.... ;-)
Yamraj: Dimaag mat chaat; March mein closing hai aur Balance Sheet match nahi ho rahi.... ;-)
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