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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

That's today's CORPORATE WORLD...

Two guys were walking through a jungle. They saw a hungry tiger.

One of the guys tightened his shoe lace.

The other asked, "Do u really think u can run faster than tiger?"

He replied, "I dont have to run faster than the tiger, I just have to run faster than u!" ;-)

That's today's CORPORATE WORLD..!

Monday, October 3, 2011

Pic of the Day - There are worst things in Life...

अभी तो सिर्फ आप ही परेशान हैं मुझसे …

जिंदगी की हर एक उड़ान बाकी है …

हर मोड़ पे एक इम्तिहान बाकी है…

अभी तो सिर्फ आप ही परेशान हैं मुझसे …

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अभी तो पूरा हिन्दुस्तान बाकी है … !!!

Reason to fail ...

It’s not the fault of the student if he fails,

Because the year has ONLY 365′ days. Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 130 days. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies(chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days ! Days left 81.

7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness atleast 3 days. Remaining days 3.

10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is your birthday. “How can you ...

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Pic of the Day - Speed Control Trick... ;-)

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Wishing Mahatma Gandhi Ji a Happy Birthday...

Mr gandhi..i dont know whether or what great things you have done for our country..but one thing for sure...ur other colleagues Bhagat singh, subhash bose too deserve a jayanti..we really miss dem..but ny ways happy bady dude...we r still having blast on behalf of you...

You Cant make Someone Love you...

You Cant make Someone Love you...
All you can do is be Someone Who can be Loved...
The Rest is up to the Person to realize your Worth.....