I am at a police station...

I am at a police station.

The police caught me & filed a case against me of "POSSESION OF GOOD LOOKS"

I'm doomed...

Need some ugly MONKEYS to bail me out

Please help ;-)

Zindagi aise jeene ka kya faayda...

Zindagi aise jeene ka kya faayda...

Marna hi hai ek din to darne ka kya faayda...

Amazing to Know...

1. Sharks have upper and lower eyelids, but they do not blink
2. The majority of cats do not have any eyelashes
3. The song “Happy Birthday” brings in about $2 million in licensing revenue to Warner Communications who hold the copyright to the song
4. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world’snuclear weapons combined.
5. In the movie “Gandhi” 300,000 extras appeared in the funeral scene. Of the 300,000, approximately 100,000 received a small fee, and the other 200,000 did it for free

Someone invented a machine to catch thieves...

Someone invented a machine to catch thieves...

USA - 9 Thieves caught in a single day....

CHINA - 30 thieves in a day

UK - 60 Thieves...

INDIA
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Guess how many thieves ... ???
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The machine was stolen within an hour... ;-)

"MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE"

A 9 year old boy went to an ICE CREAM Parlour.

Waiter: What do you want?

Boy: How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs?

Waiter: Rs. 15.

Boy checked his pocket and asked the cost of smaller cone.

Irritated waiter angrily said: Rs. 12

Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill & left.

When the waiter came to pick the EMPTY PLATE, tears rolled down his eyes...

The boy had left Rs. 3 as TIP for him.

"MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING YOU HAVE"   :-)

The past was never a mistake...

If you Learned from it...  :-)

At a new year party, someone yelled...

At a new year party, someone yelled: All Married Guys, please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living...

 Well.... the Bartender was almost crushed to Death ;-)

If the world was ruled by women...

If the world was ruled by women, there would be no war... Just a couple of nations not talking to each other

Is zamaane mein wafa ki talaash na kar...

Is zamaane mein wafa ki talaash na kar,

Wo daur aur tha jab makaan kachhe aur log sachhe hua karte the...

Don't feel bad...

Don't feel bad if people remember you only when they need you...

Feel privileged that you are like candle that comes to their mind when there is darkness all around...