Happy New Year...

If It didn't Bring you Joy,
Just Leave it Behind.

Let's Ring in the New Year
With Good Things in Mind.

Let Every Bad Memory Go
That Brought Heartache and Pain.

And let's Turn a New Leaf
With the Smell of New Rain.

Let's Forget Past Mistakes
Making Amends for This Year.

Sending You These Greetings
To Bring You Hope and Cheer.

Happy New Year! all :-)

Pic of the Day - Good Bye year 2011...

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Milestone 2500 visitors

Today my blog has been visited by 2500th visitor (excluding me of course)

सुना है तुम शायर हो..........

जेलर: सुना है तुम शायर हो......कुछ सुनाओ?
कैदी: गम-ए-उल्फत में जो ज़िन्दगी कटी है हमारी.जिस दिन जमानत हुई उस दिन ज़िन्दगी ख़त्म तुम्हारी।

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Haqikat

Door se dekha,
Kisi ke sath ja raha tha vo.
Awaaz aa rahi thi jaise,
Gunguna raha tha vo.
Masti me chalta aise,
Itraa raha tha vo.
Nazdeek pahunche to,
Tasweer hi badal gayi.
Na chahte huye bhee,
Aankhe machal gayi.
Akela hi tha vo us din,
Ladkhada raha tha vo.
Vo ro raha tha us din,
Ghabra raha tha vo.
Dooor se na pahchaana,
Vo kaun shakhs tha,
Kohra ghana tha us din,
Vo hamara hi aks tha.

अभी शादी का पहला ही साल था......

अभी शादी का पहला ही साल था,

ख़ुशी के मारे मेरा बुरा हाल था,
खुशियां कुछ यूं उमड़ रहीं थी,
की संभाले नही संभल रही थी..
सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना
थोडा शरमाते हुए हमें नींद से जगाना,
वो प्यार भरा हाथ हमारे बालों में फेरना,
मुस्कुराते हुए कहना की…
डार्लिंग चाय तो पी लो,
जल्दी से रेडी हो जाओ,
आप को ऑफिस भी है जाना…
घरवाली भगवान का रुप ले कर आई थी,
दिल और दिमाग पर पूरी तरह छाई थी,
सांस भी लेते थे तो नाम उसी का होता था,
इक पल भी दूर जीना दुश्वार होता था…


5 साल बाद…….


सुबह सुबह मैडम का चाय ले कर आना,

टेबल पर रख कर जोर से चिल्लाना,
आज ऑफिस जाओ तो मुन्ना को
स्कूल छोड़ते हुए जाना…
सुनो एक बार फिर वोही आवाज आयी,
क्या बात है अभी तक छोड़ी नही चारपाई,
अगर मुन्ना लेट हो गया तो देख लेना,
मुन्ना की टीचर्स को फिर खुद ही संभाल लेना…

ना जाने घरवाली कैसा रुप ले कर आई थी,
दिल और दिमाग पर काली घटा छाई थी,
सांस भी लेते हैं तो उन्ही का ख़्याल होता है,
अब हर समय मन में एक ही सवाल होता है…
क्या कभी वो दिन लौट के आएंगे,
हम एक बार फिर कुंवारे हो जायेंगे !

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Genius संता ने Bill Gates को लिखा letter

1 Genius संता ने Bill Gates को letter लिखा .

सर ,

मुझे कुछ सवाल पूछने हैं:


1.keyboard के letters सही जगह नहीं हैं ,keyboard का सही version कब आएगा ?


2.windows में start का button है , stop का क्यों नहीं ?


3.हम Ms-word use करते हैं ,Mr-word कब release होगा ?


4.keyboard में Any key का button नहीं है , तो कंप्यूटर क्यों मांगता है ?


आखिर में एक ज़टिल सवाल

5.आप का नाम Gates है तो आप windows क्यों बनाते हैं ..?

Pic of the Day - Behind Clouds, SATAN Hides...

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Why do I get such a small salary...

A mechanic was removing the engine parts from a motorcycle.

When he saw famous heart surgeon in his shop, he called the surgeon and said, "Look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back." So why do I get such a small salary and you get such a huge sum?

The doctor smiled at the mechanic and came close to his ear and said, "Try the same when the engine is running.

You've got a broken heart...

You've got a broken heart, not a broken life...

You've got a broken dream, not a broken future.....

2012 A.D. - COMING SOON >>>

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We promise according to ...

We promise according to our hopes,

And perform according to our fears...

I am a great fan of THOMAS ALVA EDISION because of his this quote that, . . . . . . . . .

"Tomorrow is my exam but i don't care because a single sheet of paper can't decide my future"

" I " talks to " me "

From the mirror, the 'I' said, Stay there and get beautiful eyes
And 'Me' replied, no thank you I'd rather have eyes that can 'see' beauty


The 'I' said, your hands look bad Want some hand cream, make them pretty
And 'Me' replied, no thank you I'd rather create pretty things with these hands

Exasperated, 'I' said, your skin Could do with some touch up to make you glow
And 'Me' replied, no thank you I'd rather let a smile make my face glow

The 'I' tried yet again, take this perfume Spray it and look like you're fresh off the garden
And 'Me' replied, no thank you I'd rather walk in the garden to smell like I've been there

At the edge of its patience, the 'I' said Here is kohl, mascara, eye liner, define your eyes
And 'Me' replied, no thank you I'll let my naughty twinkle define my eyes

'I' attempted once more, look at your lips. They lack colour, here, take the lipstick
And 'Me' replied, no thank you I'd rather that a genuine smile adorns my lips

A last ditch try, the 'I' said If you're pretty and lady like, he will pay you compliments
And 'Me' replied, no thank you He already sees me for who I am, not how I look


And then, my eyes opened, Clarity flooded, sunlight streaming in What a dream, oh what a realization Prettiness gave in to beauty, let my day begin 

With valuing me, for who I am And what I can do with what I have Brightening my inner glow, shining With radiance of my inner beauty.......

2012 A.D. - Countdown begins...

Life is like making tea...

Life is like making tea, boil your ego,
Evaporate your worries, dilute your sorrows,
Filter your mistakes & get taste of happiness.

Ice is cold but friendship is ...

Ice is cold which cannot Be hold;
Friendship is Gold which cannot Be Sold !!!

PENCILS are made with Erasers to...

PENCILS are made with Erasers to give you second chance...

But the real logic is that,

Eraser on the pencil was made small for us to remember that chances are limited... !!!

Mathematics may not teach us...

Mathematics may not teach us
How to ADD Love or MINUS Hate.
But it gives us every reason to hope that "Every problem has a Solution"

Our eyes are at the front,because...

Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... ;-)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

But if the doctor's cute then forget the fruit !!!  ;-)

Two people can damage a society:

The one who knows and doesn't talk
&
The one who doesn't know and talks...

The beauty of Indian Traffic....

The Beauty Of Indian Traffic Is That

One Has To Look On Both Sides,
While Crossing A ONE WAY Road...!!!!   ;-)

Life will teach you the lessons...

Life will teach you the lessons. It is up to you to learn them

TWO THINGS THAT DEFINE SUCCESS IN LIFE...

THE WAY YOU MANAGE WHEN  YOU HAVE NOTHING

&

THE WAY YOU BEHAVE WHEN YOU HAVE EVERYTHING

Jaldbazi me Shadi karke sara jivan bigaad loge... ;-)

Jaldbazi me Shadi karke sara jivan bigaad loge,

Jaldbazi me Shadi karke sara jivan bigaad loge,
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Soch samaj Ke karoge to bhi kya ukhaad loge !!!  ;-)

May God bless you with...

May God bless you with discomfort at easy answers, half truths, superficial relationships, so that you will live deep within your heart...

May God bless you with anger at injustice, oppression and exploitation of people so that you will work for justice, equality and peace...

May God bless you with tears to shed for those who suffer from pain, rejection, starvation and war, so that you will reach out your hand to comfort  them and change their pain into joy...

And may God bless you with the foolishness to think that you can make a difference in the world, so that you will do the things which others tell you cannot be done.....

Read this small story; Hope that makes a BIG change in YOU

The Professor began his class by holding  up a glass with some water in it. He  held it up for all to see & asked the students "How much do you think this glass weighs?"  

'50gms!'... ..  '100gms!' .... .'125gms' ...the students answered. 

"I really don't know unless I weigh it," said the professor, "but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like  this for a few minutes?" 

'Nothing' …..the students said. 

'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked.

'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student 

"You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?" 

"Your arm could go numb; you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!" ….. Ventured another student & all the students laughed 

"Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?" Asked the professor. 

'No'…. Was the answer. 

"Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?"

The students were puzzled. 

"What should I do now to come out of pain?" asked professor again. 

"Put the glass down!" said one of the students 

"Exactly!" said the professor. Life's problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK. Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to  paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything. It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to 'PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day before you go to sleep... That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!

So, when you start your day today, Remember friend to 'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!!! '

How to judge a girl ;-)

You shouldn't judge a girl by her profile picture (on fb),
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You should judge her by the photos she is tagged in... ;-)

Corporate World ... ;-)

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman "Sorry, we have rules.. ." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up- up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell." So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and *****. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable." The Devil looked at her smiled and told...
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"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee" ;-) :D

Quote - Who leaves the organization... ;-)

Talented men leave. Dead wood doesn't.

मर्द वही होता है जिसको दर्द नही होता !!!

मर्द अगर औरत पर हाथ उठाए तो ज़ालिम, औरत से पिट जाए तो बुज़दिल,
औरत को किसी के साथ देख कर लड़े तो इर्शालू , अगर कुछ न कहे तो बेगैरत,
अगर घर से बाहर रहे तो आवारा, घर में रहे तो नाकारा,
बच्चो को डांटे तो ज़ालिम, ना डांटे तो लापरवा,
हाय मर्द बेचारा जिसके जीवन में सिर्फ दर्द ही दर्द है,
और उपर से कहते हैं की मर्द वही होता है जिसको दर्द नही होता।

Taking Risks in Life...

An Aeroplane Is Safe At Ground; But It's Not Made For That...
So Always Take Some Meaningful Risks In Life To Achieve Something In Life...

Quote of the Day - Confidence.....

Confidence comes not from always being right

But from not fearing to be wrong... 

फिल्मी अंदाज में स्कूली जीवन:

स्कूल: अपनी तो पाठशाला मस्ती की पाठशाला
ट्यूशन: इधर चला मैं उधर चला
मैथ्स: अजीब दास्तां है ये, कहां शुरू कहां खतम
साइंस: आ खुशी से खुदकुशी कर ले
भूगोल: मुसाफिर हूं मैं यारो
एग्जाम: जहरीली रातें नींद उड़ जाती है...
रिजल्ट: जीया धड़क-धड़क जाए...
पास: आज मैं ऊपर, आसमां नीचे...
फेल: जग सूना सूना लागे...  ;-)

This is life's proven formula...

Whatever mistakes we have made,
Our only way out is to move forward;
This is life's proven formula,
Don't look back in regret but move on with hope...

Why have you not done your HOMEWORK ;-)

Teacher: Why have you not done your HOMEWORK?
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Student: Because I stay in the HOSTEL ;-)

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola... ;-)

Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: 'Naam bol?'

Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...

Police: Naam Bol

Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga

Police: Naam bol

Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"

Police (book band karke): "Agli baar gaadi dheere chalana!" :D

Bhot dard hota hai jab teacher kehta hai…

Bhot dard hota hai jab teacher kehta hai…
Tumhara aur tumhare aage wale ka answer same tha...
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Tb dil se awaaz aati hai…
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Toh saale question bhi to same hi tha… ;-)

The choice is ours....

Every test in our life makes us •► bitter or better.

Every problem comes to •► make us or break us.

The Choice is ours to become •► a victim or be victorious!!!

Pic of the Day - How to demolish a building...

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Pic of the Day - Any Doubts...

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Pic of the Day - Having some rest...

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Pic of the Day - Don't Compare Yourself...

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The Difference Between A Corrupt And Honest Person...

The Corrupt Person Has PRICE And The Honest Person Has VALUE ... !!!

Every Boy's wish ...

Every Boy's Wish: I am not a Prince, but My Life Partner should be a Princess...

True Lover Wish: My Life Partner may not be a Princess, but, I Promise I'll Treat Her Like a PRINCESS.....

When Aryabhatta checked my paper ...

When Aryabhatta checked my paper
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Then he invented zero ;-)

What happens when history paper is set by science teacher ;-)

History Sir Was Sick, So Science Sir Was Asked 2 Set The Paper
Very 1st Question Shocked The Students...

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Describe Hitler In Detail With A Neat Diagram & Label The Parts?   :P

Tum Hisaab nahi jaante !!!

Teacher: Agar Tum apney dost ko 500 do,usko 200 ki zrurt ho to wo ktne waps dega

Stdnt kuch b ni

Teacher:Tum Hisab nai jante?

Stdnt:Sir aap un Kameeno ko Nahi jantey.....

Pic of the day - Contrary Proverbs...

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2 reasons why i should go 2 college... ;-)

Mom: Son, get up its time to go to College.

Son: No ma. I dont want to go to College.

Mom: Give me 2 reason why dont u want to go to college.

Son: 1. All students hate me. 2. The whole staff hates me.

Mom: Ooh! Thats not a reason. Come on.U must go to college.

Son: Give me 2 reasons why i should go 2 college.

Mom: 1. U are 57 years old. 2. U are the PRINCIPAL of the college........!!   :P

Misc quote... being strong vs being talented...

It Takes A Strong Person To Move On..

And a Talented Person To Act Like They Did !!!

Quote of the Day - Treating a woman...

Pic of the Day - To wish you were someone else....

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Quote of the Day - Honesty & Wisdom

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Quote of the Day - Individually we are one drop...

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Simple trick to get maximum number of likes and comments of your FB...

For Girls:

2. Post unnecessary stuff like cute puppy or just had dinner.
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For Guys:
1. Dont even think about it unless you are a star ;-)1. Change your Profile pic regularly.