1 ENGINEER,1 MBA Student Or 1 MCA Kasti Me Ja Rahe The...

1 ENGINEER,1 MBA Student & 1 MCA Kasti Me Ja Rahe The.

1 JIN Aaya Or Bola: Samndar Me Koi Chiz Phenko Agr Menep Dhund Li To Me Tumhe Mar Dunga Or Na Dhund Paya To Me Tumhara Gulam;

MBA Ne Needle Phenki JIN Ne Dhund Li Or Use Mar Dia.

MCA Student Ne Memory Card Phenka. JIN Ne Dhund Lia Or Use Bhi Mar Dia.

ENGG. student Ne Disprine ki goli
Phenki. Wo Pani Me ghul gyi. Studnt bola: Chal Beta ghar Chal.... Bahut assignment Pade Hai ;-)

Bill Gates says...

"I Will Always Chose A Lazy Person To Do A Difficult Job Because,

He Will Find An Easy Way to Do it "

Be lazy, think crazy...!! ;-)

Aaj Boiler lite up ho gaya...

Aaj Boiler lite up ho gaya tha jab...
Jaan mein jaan aayi kaiyon ko tab
Pressure to steam ka badne wala hai  ab
Release hoga ye tabhi, full load milega jab...

Boss during an Interview...

Boss: There are two main rules for our company to select you.
Applicant: What is it Sir?

Boss: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?
Applicant: Yes Sir
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Boss: Our first rule is trustworthiness and for your kind information there is no mat near the door!!! :p

DOSTI ki khoj nahi hoti...

DOSTI ki khoj nahi hoti,
Ye har kisi se roz nahi hoti;
Apni zindagi me meri mojudgi bewajah mt samajhna,
Qki PALKE kabhi ankho par boj nahi hoti....?

Pic of the Day - When We Met... ;-)

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In the resort town of Skagen you can watch an amazing natural phenomenon. This city is the northernmost point of Denmark, where the Baltic and North Seas meet. The two opposing tides in this place can not merge because they have different densities. 

क्या आप जानते हैं: सिक्कों के लिए पहली टकसाल कहां पर स्थापित की गई...

1. भारत केंद्र सरकार ने किस जीव को राष्ट्रीय जलीय जीव घोषित किया है।
- ऑक्टोपस

2. पामड़ी खेस शाल है।
- वस्त्र

3. चांदखेड़ी का जैन मंदिर जिले में है
- झालावाड़

4. तंबाकू बोर्ड का गठन कब किया गया।
- 1 जनवरी 1976

5. मसाला बोर्ड का गठन कब किया गया।
- 26 फरवरी 1987

6. भारत की किन टकसालों में सिक्कों के अलावा पदकों (मेडल) का भी उत्पादन होता है।
- मुंबई व कोलकाता

7. नोएडा स्थित टकसाल की स्थापना कब की गई।
- 1981 में

8. सिक्कों के लिए पहली टकसाल कहां पर स्थापित की गई।
- मुंबई (1830)

9. बैंक और करेंसी नोट कागज तथा नॉन ज्यूडिशियल स्टांप पेपर की छपाई में प्रयोग होने वाले कागजों का उत्पादन कहां पर किया जाता है।
- सिक्यूरिटी पेपर मिल, होशंगाबाद (मप्र)

10. डाक संबंधी लेखन सामग्री, बैंकों के चेक, बाँड, डाक एवं डाक भिन्न टिकट, पोस्टल ऑर्डर, पासपोर्ट, सरकारी क्षेत्र के उपक्रमों, वित्तीय निगमों आदि के प्रतिभूति पत्रों की छपाई कहां की जाती है।
- इंडिया सिक्योरिटी प्रेस, नासिक

क्या आप जानते हैं: पूर्ण रूप से पहला भारतीय बैंक कौन सा है...

1. रिजर्व बैंक का राष्ट्रीयकरण कब किया गया।
- 1 जनवरी 1949

2. पूर्ण रूप से पहला भारतीय बैंक कौनसा है।

- पंजाब नेशनल बैंक (1984)

3. किस संविधान संशोधन के तहत परिसीमन में जनसंख्या का आधार 1991 की जनगणना के स्थान पर २क्क्१ कर दी गई।
- 87वां संशोधन

4. किस संविधान संशोधन के तहत भूतपूर्व देशी राज्यों के शासकों की विशेष्ज्ञ उपाधियों एवं उनके प्रिवी-पर्स को समाप्त कर दिया गया।
- 26वां संविधान संशोधन

5. दुनिया का सबसे सस्ता टैबलेट पीसी कौनसा है।
- आकाश

6. ईएसपीएन क्रिकइंफो ने 2011 का सर्वश्रेष्ठ टेस्ट बल्लेबाज का खिताब किसे दिया है।
- सचिन तेंदूलकर

7. ईएसपीएन क्रिकइंफो ने २क्११ का सर्वश्रेष्ठ टेस्ट गेंदबाज का खिताब किसे दिया है।
- डग ब्रेसवेल (न्यूजीलैंड)

8. ईएसपीएन क्रिकइंफो ने 2011 का सर्वश्रेष्ठ वनडे बल्लेबाज का खिताब किसे दिया है।
- केविन ओ ब्रायन (आयरलैंड)

9. ईएसपीएन क्रिकइंफो ने 2011 का सर्वश्रेष्ठ वनडे गेंदबाज का खिताब किसे दिया है।
- मिशेल जॉनसन (ऑस्ट्रेलिया)

10. युद्ध भूमि में जाते समय अपने पति द्वारा निशानी मांगने पर जिसने अपना शीश काटकर भेंट कर दिया, वह थी।
- रानी हाड़ा

Really Nice One. Don't Miss the Moral .

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died.

Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.

Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre conceived notions.

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.

PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly.

Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.

It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal platform for all three).

PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.

Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.

Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....." Tough one. He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history

Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests.

PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". He replied "1947" and passed.

Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?". He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle. Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story : IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE

Pani se tasvir kaha banti hai...

Pani se tasvir kaha banti hai,
Khwabo se takdir kaha banti hai;
Kisi se dosti karo to sachche dil se karo,
Kyunki ye jindagi phir kaha milati hai...

kya aapko pta hai k Girl khud pehle propose kyo nhi krti...???

Kya aapko pta hai ki Ladkian khud pehle propose kyon nhi krti...???
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Taki.........
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Break-up ke time wo Ladke ko bol ske ke Kaminey tu hi mere piche pda tha...:-P :D

Pic of the Day - Funy Proverbs...

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Pic of the Day - Beutiful Garden...

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Pic of the Day - Its Not Funny...

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What does "etc" mean in exams?.

ETC means...
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E : End of
T : Thinking
C : Capacity =P

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi...

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karun?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyun lambe baal hain bhaalu ke?
Kyun usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyun bed wahan rakhwai
nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nahai.
Mai kaise mithi baat karun?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai
nahi. !!!! :D :D.

Kabhi dimaag ka bhi Use kar liya karo...

Santa ke sir se khoon nikal raha tha..!!

Doctor: Ye sab kaise hua???
Santa : Main haath se pathar tod raha tha to kisine ne kaha kabhi dimaag ka bhi Use kar liya karo.......!

संता: पता है लड़की पटाने का नया फार्मूला क्या है???

संता: पता है लड़की पटाने का नया फार्मूला क्या है?
बंता: प्यार करने की अपनी एक रीत है, प्यार का दूसरा नाम ही तो प्रीत है इसलिए ट्राई मारो हर लड़की पर. क्यूंकि डर के आगे जीत है.

Random Thought...

Be of use, don't be used ...

Happy Valentine ...

Jis jis ka boyfriend ho use Happy Valentine,
Aur agar boyfriend na ho to main hun na online... :-)

Examination Pattern...

How girls download videos from net... ;-)

What Does Life Teach Us?

1) Money Isn't Everything
(there's Mastercard & Visa)

2) One Should Love Animals
(they Are Tasty Too)

3) Save Water
(drink Beer)

4) Studying Is Healthy
(so Leave It For The Sick!)

5) Books Are Holy
(so Dont Touch Them)

6) Dont Shout In Class
(u Might Disturb Those Who Are Sleeping!)

7) Love Ur Neighbor
(but Don't Get Caught)

8) Every One Should Marry.
(because Happiness Is Not The Only Thing In Life)

एक आदमी के तीन दोस्त थे...

एक आदमी के तीन दोस्त थे
तीनों डॉक्टर थे
दो पागल थे, एक को समज़ नहीं थी

जिसे समज़ नहीं थी
उसके तीन अस्पताल थे
दो बंध थे, एक खुलता नहीं था

जो खुलता नहीं था
उसमे तीन Fans थे
दो बंध थे, एक चलता नहीं था

जो चलता नहीं था उसे तीन मैकेनिक के पास ले गए
दो को काम आता नहीं था
एक से काम होता नहीं था

जिस से काम होता नहीं था
उसके तीन शागिर्द थे
दो आते नहीं थे
एक घर मे ही रहता था

जो घर मे ही रहता था
वो वही शुरू वाला आदमी था
जिसके तीन दोस्त थे

मेरे भी तीन दोस्त थे
दो पागल हो गए
एक अभी हो रहा है :)

How 2 determine whether a patient is mental or not...

In a Mental Hospital a journalist asked the Doctor:
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?

Dr: Well, we first fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub....

Journalist: Oh, obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger....

Dr: NO, a normal person would pull the drain plug!
Now u plz proceed to bed no.39... :P :p

Pic of the Day - Examinations...

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"Neki kar, Dariya mein daal"...

Old Generation: "Neki kar, Dariya mein daal" . . . ... New Generation: "Kuch bhi kar, Facebook pe…

Do you have horns on your head???

Do you have horns on your head???

No?

Are you sure?

Please check again.

Still No?

Ok!

No problem...

Hence Proved that donkeys really don't have horns on their head...  ;-)

Just a thought ;-)

Getting bored of old car...

Don't have budget to buy a new one..

No problem...

Get insta-cover for your car & change the cover of your car instantly for just Rs. XXXX/-

HURRY OFFER LIMITED....

Wish the cars can be designed to change outer cover like mobile casings; & be new again ;-)

Pic of the Day - My ROOM ;-)

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Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwaze Ki Tasveer Banane Ko Kaha Gaya...

Ek Artist Se Dil K Darwaze Ki Tasveer Banane Ko Kaha Gaya.

Usne Bohat Haseen Ghar Banaya,

Aur Us Me Chhota Sa Khubsurat Darwaza Lagaya,

Lekin,

Uska Handle nahi tha.

Kisi ne poocha k handle kyun nahi Lagaya..

To Us Artist ne Bari khoobsurat baat kahi,

k,

''Dil ka darwaza Andar se khola jata hai, bahir se nahi''..

A t T i T u D e P e R s 0 n I f I e D

I Need New HATERS...

The 0ld 0nes Are Starting To LIKE Me. . .

Milestone 3000 Visitors...

Today my blog has been visited by 3000th visitor - excluding me of course ;-)

Corporate Nightmare..

Think.... Differently ;-)

1- Money can't buy happiness… but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
3- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.
4- Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
so enjoy ur life...

Don't go to the way life takes you

Don't go to the way life takes you
Take the life the way you go
And remember you are born to live
Not living because you are born

A REALLY TOUCHING STORY...

1 day 3 boys proposed a Girl..

1st: I can die for you..
Girl- All people saying like this

2nd- I can bring star from the sky
Girl- This is very old dialogue

3rd- I can delete my facebook account for you...
Girl- (with tear in her eyes) I will marry you and they lived happily ever after ..!! :P

I won't say I'll never make u cry...

I won't say I'll never make u cry,
But I'll make u smile before Ur tears get dry...

I won't say I'll never tell u a lie,
But If I do, I will do it for a reason & some day I'll tell u why....

I don't say we'll never have a fight,
But I'll say I'm really sorry when I realize u were right

I don't say Life together will be easy & bright,
But when things get tough, I'll hold u tight ... !!! ♥

Research says that: Girls Take 3 days to judge A boy...

Research says that:
Girls Take 3 days to judge A boy,
Whether she likes Him or Not.
But Boys take only Three seconds..!!
1st Second ; kya Ladki Hai yaar
2nd second : Mast hai yaar
3rd second : Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya

One day we all will be sitting and thinking hard about life:

How it changed from simple college life to a hard, strict, demanding, uncreative professional life?

How pocket money changed to huge remuneration pay cheques, but still gives us less happiness?

How a few local jeans changed to new branded wardrobes, but less occasions to use them?

How a single plate of samosa changed to a full pizza, but hunger is still less?

How a bike that was always in reserve changed to a car always thats always on, but less places to go?

How to save every single rupee to recharge the cell phone, changed to a postpaid connection, but less people to talk to?

How every assignment done at the last minute changed to a regular income sheet, but less instinctive?

Life moves fast, so please retain your friendships!

Ranji final - Rajasthan vs TN - Rajasthan top order batted in 1st innings @ 2.2 runs an over & scored 621 runs (404 runs in 2 days)

Rajasthan vs Tamil Nadu - RANJI FINAL MATCH - JAN 2012

Rajasthan: 404/2 on End of day 2 - 1st innings of match;
                 621 in 245 overs for more than two & a half days batting innings
                 A. Chopra: 94 of 327 balls - S/R: 30.62
                 V Saxena: 257 of 665 balls - S/R: 38.65
                 Kanitkar: 67 of 146 balls - S/R: 45.89
                 Bist: 57 of 159 balls - S/R: 35.85
                 Parida: 40 of 100 balls - S/R: 40.00

So, top 5 batsmen of Rajasthan have scored an amazing 515 runs 1397 balls (233 overs - approx)
Approx run rate: 2.2 rus per over

The people & cricket fans might appreciate the score put on board by Rajasthan team in Ranji Final, and the double century of Saxena but is it really worth it?. The team scored about 200 runs in a day (404 in two days) & Saxena seemed to have all the time in this world to keep on playing his own batting. But is it really the cricket the fans would like to see? It might work in Ranji Final coz Rajasthan was more interested i winning on run-rate basis, but it just doesn't works in international cricket. The best teams out there are not to play for draw but to win. How many of us remember the Drawn series or test matches, it is the wins that counts & makes a team show their supremacy.

It is always a moment of pride for a team to win Ranji Trophy but they also need to prepare the cricketers for international level. If not even a single batsman can score at Strike Rate of 50.00 in top five batsmen, then can they really expect a COMPETITIVE PLACE in national team? Are these the best batsmen we are going to offer to our national team and expect to gain number 1 position in test rankings? Is it?

Nice quote

You are born to create history, not to read others'