GOVT JOBS OPENING - BHEL BHOPAL

Eligibility : Diploma(Civil, Electrical, ECE, Mech), BE/B.Tech(chemical engineering, Civil, CSE, EEE, Industrial, IT, ICE, Mechanical Engineering, Metallurgical, Electrical)

Location : Bhopal

Last Date : 24 Nov 2014

Job Type : Full Time

Hiring Process : Written-test

HOW TO APPLY:

Candidate should apply Online latest by 24.11.2014.  After submission of online application, copy of online acknowledgement slip along with self-attested copies of documents mentioned below shall be sent to " Post Box No-35, Post office, Piplani, BHEL Bhopal - 462022(M.P.) " so that it reaches by 01.12.2014

Important Dates : 

Date for opening of lines for online submission of applications	04.11.2014
Date for closing of lines for online submission of applications	24.11.2014
Last date of receiving of copy of acknowledgement slip along with Self Attested copies of prescribed documents at address " Post Box No. 35, Piplani Post Office, BHEL Bhopal- 462022 (M.P.)"	01.12.2014

TO APPLY ONLINE:  http://careers.bhelbpl.co.in:7001/atr_ggt/atr_main.jsp

I AM UNWELL, I AM OLD - NEED BAIL

This is one of the most common excuse that politicians, celebrities and other men and women with power, give whenever they are convicted in a case and sent to jail. They always try to seek bail on Medical Grounds or Citing their Age as a consideration. SO, SHALL WE MAKE IT A LAW TO GIVE IMMUNITY FROM LEGAL PROCEEDINGS TO ALL THE SICK PEOPLE (ESPECIALLY THOSE WITH POWER AND MONEY IN THEIR HAND). SHALL WE ALLOW THEM TO DO FURTHER CRIMES AND REMAIN FREE ON BAIL FOR FURTHER CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE OLD OR BECAUSE THEY ARE SICK.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HOW THEY BECOME SICK AND UNWELL SUDDENLY, WHEN THEY ARE ORDERED TO GO TO JAIL. Before any such decision, how come they are holding their positions with power and doing their job / business AND SUDDENLY BECOME UNWELL ON THE NAME OF BEING SENT TO JAIL. 

And if they are given excuse and granted bail on medical grounds, why their are people in the jails who are old and sick and even die in jails, but don't have power or money. IS THE INDIAN CONSTITUTION DIFFERENT FOR RICH AND POWERFUL PEOPLE AND FOR COMMON MAN WHO DOESN'T HAVE MONEY AND POWER.

As a common man, I am not personally against any leader / party / businessperson or anyone else who might feel offended. But as an Indian, I along with majority of people falling in the category of COMMON MAN wants fair justice for all on equal grounds and no favoritism to so called VIPs or VVIPs

The Indian Voters Dilemma - by Chetan Bhagat

Congress, BJP and AAP represent a choice between dishonesty and incompetence 

Lets say you have a fleet of cars.You hire a driver.He drives reasonably well but starts stealing money.When you give him money to refuel,he puts in less petrol and pockets the rest.When you send the car for servicing,he asks the service centre to inflate the bills and takes a cut. The system of the house is the driver has the home safe keys.Hence,he can take out whatever money he wants and claim he needs it for the cars.Soon,the stealing becomes excessive.Not a day goes by without you hearing what the driver stole today.

Sick of all this,you change the driver.Over time,the second driver starts stealing too.It is so easy to pilfer after all.Also,the reason the new driver was hired was not because of his honesty but because of his colour, caste or religion.Hence the robberies continue.

The suffering owners switch between the two drivers,but the stealing doesn't stop.Soon,a third driver emerges and applies for a job.He is extremely honest and passionate,even though he has no experience.Delighted,you hire him to drive one of your small cars.

This new driver doesn't steal money.However,he breaks the tail-lights while reversing the car on the first day.The next day,he crashes the car at a signal.The third day,he forgets to refuel and you are stranded on the road.The fourth day,he stands in the middle of the road and screams at every other car owner,calling them thieves for not hiring him. 

The fifth day,he wants all drivers to come on the road and not follow the red lights.When you confront the new driver about his unruly behaviour and incompetence at the wheel,he screams at you instead.How dare you question an honest driver It only means you are supporting robbers. Scared,you become quiet.Next,he wants to change everything,and control every car.You are not sure,and you wonder what to do.Disgusted,he quits. 

You don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out the first two drivers are Congress and BJP,and the third one is AAP.It is the dilemma we Indians are stuck with.

The earlier drivers cheated us.The new driver is not competent but already arrogant.He assumes a sense of virtuous entitlement,with the right to slander,attack and judge anyone who criticises him. AAP is honest.Their intentions could be good.However,being as kind as possible to my AAP friends,there are four major flaws in their workings.

One,their policies are downright loony.No matter what they say about embracing capitalism,the mentality seems to be anti-business  anti-jobs, anti wealth creation and geared towards total government control. These are the exact policies which lead to nepotism and corruption over the long run. 

Second,they have a misplaced sense of priorities.There were a hundred good things their Delhi government could have done,without any opposition.They didn't. They focused on the most newsworthy events,to gain the maximum applause in the shortest span of time and quit. They also believe the issues they raise should be top priority for all media,intellectuals,political leaders of the country,else the latter are biased.They took on a sub judice matter about the Ambanis,and wanted the whole world to talk about it.If you didnt comply,you were obviously on Ambanis payroll.

Third,AAP is unable to get along with anybody who's not AAP. They hate all political opponents,police and media if these entities dont dance to their tune.This makes AAP quite incompetent in building consensus for decisions in a country as diverse as India. 

Four,the hypocrisy of AAP is visible already.From going soft on allegations against their own,the very act of using the system to gain political power but not following it when it doesn't suit them,one sees them as being opportunistic more than do-gooders.

All this can change.The third driver can learn how to drive.Similarly,the first two drivers can learn to stop stealing.Whether the honest have to be made competent,or the competent have to turn honest all this will require a certain humility,sadly missing on all sides.In such a scenario,what should the Indian voter do.

 

Of course,there is no one answer.None of the alternatives is perfect yet.Please don't let them feel that they are.If you choose AAP,you may have a little less corruption (it cannot all go away so fast) but you risk having bizarre policies,failed experiments and more antics than action.You risk a further slowdown in economic growth and a decade of fewer jobs as AAP treats the country like a laboratory.

If you choose the existing alternatives you may have more stability,likely return to growth,more jobs.But corruption may not be as much a priority as you would have liked.Choose wisely.Select those who are humble and willing to change,as everyone needs to.It will take a few iterations before we get leadership that is both honest and competent.Let us hope it happens sooner rather than later.

*Source: Times of India newspaper dated 22 Feb 2014

Life of an Engineering Student

Engineers in the class
(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)

When professor say tomorrow will be exam
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)

During the exam
(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←)

When professor comes in
(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)

In the end of the exam
(๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)(͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)

Girl needs a brother like ____

गर्भवती माँ ने बेटी से पूछा क्या चाहिए तुझे?
बहन या भाई..!!
बेटी बोली भाई !!
माँ: किसके जैसा?
बेटी: रावण सा....!
माँ: क्या बकती है?
पिता ने धमकाया, माँ ने घूरा, गाली देती है ??
बेटी बोली, क्यूँ माँ?
बहन के अपमान पर राज्यवंश और प्राण लुटा देने वाला,
शत्रु स्त्री को हरने के बाद भी स्पर्श न करने वाला
रावण जैसा भाई ही तो हर लड़की को चाहिए आज,
माँ सिसक रही थी - पिता आवाक था...


** Something To Be Thought Seriously And Needs Action **

Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere...

Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere Paaro,

ACP bola,"Daya, Ghar ka kona-kona chaan maaro".... :P

Dost ne pucha Exam mein...

Dost ne pucha Exam mein, "5th question ka Answer Batao",

Maine kaha
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Melody Khao khud jaan jaao :-)

Just for Fun...

Blood donate karne ke pehle hamesha Group jhachna,

Basanti, in Kutto ke samne mat Nachna..... ;-)

Arz kiya hai.....

Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata hai Fear,
Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata hai Fear,,,
Basically your concepts are not clear.....

Story Time - Do you Hate Someone?

A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game.

The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes. Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, So the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.

So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while some up to 5 potatoes. The teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag wherever they go (even to the toilet) for 1 week.

Days after days passed by, and the children started to complain due to the unpleasant smell let out by the rotten potatoes. Besides, those having 5 potatoes also had to carry heavier bags. After 1 week, the children were relieved because the game had finally ended....

The teacher asked: "How did you feel while carrying the potatoes with you for 1 week?".

The children let out their frustrations and started complaining of the trouble that they had to go through having to carry the heavy and smelly potatoes wherever they go.

Then the teacher told them the hidden meaning behind the game. The teacher said: "This is exactly the situation when you carry your hatred for somebody inside your heart. The stench of hatred will contaminate your heart and you will carry it with you wherever you go. If you cannot tolerate the smell of rotten potatoes for just 1 week, can you imagine what is it like to have the stench of hatred in your heart for your lifetime???"

Moral of the story: Throw away any hatred for anyone from your heart so that you will not carry sins for a lifetime. Forgiving others is the best attitude to take! True love is not loving a perfect person but loving an imperfect person perfectly!!