Life of an Engineering Student

Engineers in the class
(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)

When professor say tomorrow will be exam
(O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O) (O_O)

During the exam
(→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←) (→_→) (←_←)

When professor comes in
(↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓) (↓_↓)

In the end of the exam
(๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)(͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏) (͡๏̯͡๏)

Girl needs a brother like ____

गर्भवती माँ ने बेटी से पूछा क्या चाहिए तुझे?
बहन या भाई..!!
बेटी बोली भाई !!
माँ: किसके जैसा?
बेटी: रावण सा....!
माँ: क्या बकती है?
पिता ने धमकाया, माँ ने घूरा, गाली देती है ??
बेटी बोली, क्यूँ माँ?
बहन के अपमान पर राज्यवंश और प्राण लुटा देने वाला,
शत्रु स्त्री को हरने के बाद भी स्पर्श न करने वाला
रावण जैसा भाई ही तो हर लड़की को चाहिए आज,
माँ सिसक रही थी - पिता आवाक था...


** Something To Be Thought Seriously And Needs Action **

Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere...

Dil pagal hai Pyar mein Tere Paaro,

ACP bola,"Daya, Ghar ka kona-kona chaan maaro".... :P

Dost ne pucha Exam mein...

Dost ne pucha Exam mein, "5th question ka Answer Batao",

Maine kaha
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Melody Khao khud jaan jaao :-)

Just for Fun...

Blood donate karne ke pehle hamesha Group jhachna,

Basanti, in Kutto ke samne mat Nachna..... ;-)

Arz kiya hai.....

Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata hai Fear,
Mountain Dew Peene se udd jaata hai Fear,,,
Basically your concepts are not clear.....

Story Time - Do you Hate Someone?

A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game.

The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes. Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, So the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.

So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while some up to 5 potatoes. The teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag wherever they go (even to the toilet) for 1 week.

Days after days passed by, and the children started to complain due to the unpleasant smell let out by the rotten potatoes. Besides, those having 5 potatoes also had to carry heavier bags. After 1 week, the children were relieved because the game had finally ended....

The teacher asked: "How did you feel while carrying the potatoes with you for 1 week?".

The children let out their frustrations and started complaining of the trouble that they had to go through having to carry the heavy and smelly potatoes wherever they go.

Then the teacher told them the hidden meaning behind the game. The teacher said: "This is exactly the situation when you carry your hatred for somebody inside your heart. The stench of hatred will contaminate your heart and you will carry it with you wherever you go. If you cannot tolerate the smell of rotten potatoes for just 1 week, can you imagine what is it like to have the stench of hatred in your heart for your lifetime???"

Moral of the story: Throw away any hatred for anyone from your heart so that you will not carry sins for a lifetime. Forgiving others is the best attitude to take! True love is not loving a perfect person but loving an imperfect person perfectly!!

Happy Diwali...

Story Time - The Perfect Wife

"Once, two friends met in a restaurant. One told the other that his marriage had been arranged, and he invited his friend to attend the wedding. He also inquired as to whether his friend had considered marriage.

"'Yes,' replied the friend, 'I was quite eager to get married and set out to find the perfect wife. I met a woman in Spain. She was beautiful, intelligent and spiritual, but she had no worldly knowledge, so I couldn't consider

marrying her.

"'In Korea I met another woman. She was beautiful, intelligent and had both worldly and spiritual knowledge, but I couldn't communicate with her. So again, I continued my search. 

Finally, I met her in Afghanistan – the woman of my dreams. She was perfect in all respects. I could even communicate with her.'

Interrupting, the first fellow inquired, 'Did you marry her?

No, replied his friend.

Why not?' asked the first fellow.

Because she, herself, was looking for the perfect husband.

"We cannot expect to find happiness and perfection in the world. Contentment and happiness depend solely on the mind, not on external objects or circumstances."

Pic of the Day - Fairy Tales Revisted

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