Don't Play with Engineers... ;-)

Question in Exam:
Define LOVE and explain in details? (10 marks)

MBA Student's Ans:
"Love is Life.."
... (marks 1/2 out of 10)

Medical Student's Ans:
"Love is Pain.."
(marks 1/2 out of 10)

Engineering Student's Ans:

Definition:
A serious disorder of Heart due to Relationship
between Men & Women that can cause Death
of 1 or Both depending on the resistance associated..!!

TYPES:
1 sided
& 2 sided

AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers,
but nowdays can be found in any age..!

SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or Mother's Sandle.. =P
(marks 10 out of 10)

MORAL:
Don't Play with Engineers,
they can do any thing for 10 marks...