BEGINNNNING OF FRIENDSHIP:
It starts With 'Hi' changes 2 'Wassup'
Grows 2 'Oye Paagal'
...Tends 2 'Tu Apna Dimaag Mat Chala'
falls 2 'THAPAD KHANA H' ndFinaly 'Tu Sambhaal lena Yaar'
Dats frndshp....
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Can you leave everything for your love?
Boy: I'll leave everything for you
Girl: Your Parents ?
Boy: Yes
Girl: All your friends?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Cigerette & Alcoholic drinks?
Boy: Sis, You must be getting late for home; shall I drop you back ...
Dil chaunda e tainu har khushi deva...
Dil chaunda e tainu har khushi deva bhave khushi di kimat meri jaan hi kyo na hove...
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Milestone - 500 Visitors
Today on 28 June 2011 at 17:55 hrs (IST) my blog was viewed by 500 visitors (excluding me of course).
Difference...
Some one asked God:
What is difference between God, Allah, Ishwar & WaheGuru?
He replied: The same as in Mom, Ammi, Maa & bebe.
What is difference between God, Allah, Ishwar & WaheGuru?
He replied: The same as in Mom, Ammi, Maa & bebe.
Friends
A cute line for my dearest friends: "The day I met you was my favorite accident n even today i love those injuries...." ;-)
Monday, June 27, 2011
Not so good
Door se dekha to lagi wo gulab ka phool,
Thoda paas gaye to main gaya sab kuch bhool,
Dikhne mein thi wo bahut hi beautiful,
Hui dosti to laga - I'm definitely a fool ;)
Thoda paas gaye to main gaya sab kuch bhool,
Dikhne mein thi wo bahut hi beautiful,
Hui dosti to laga - I'm definitely a fool ;)
I love walking...
"I love walking in rain so that no one can see my tears!" - This was the old one...
"I love walking in the fog so that no one can see that I'm smoking"- This is the new one...
Guess what's the latest one ???
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"I love walking, because the petrol is now 68 rs per litre." ;)
"I love walking in the fog so that no one can see that I'm smoking"- This is the new one...
Guess what's the latest one ???
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"I love walking, because the petrol is now 68 rs per litre." ;)
Money
· Always remember, Money is not everything in life, But Make sure you earn sufficient before thinking such Nonsense :)
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Power & Money
Power & Money are Marvellous sources if they remain in the pocket,
But they are terrible Masters if enters the Head.
But they are terrible Masters if enters the Head.
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Friday, June 24, 2011
Negative Thinking
Negative thinking is as important as creative thinking
WHY ????
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Creative thinking invents aeroplane
&
Negative Thinking invents Parachute ... :)
WHY ????
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Creative thinking invents aeroplane
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Negative Thinking invents Parachute ... :)
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Your Version ...
Always be a First rate version of yourself,
Rather than bein a Second rate version of someone else.
Rather than bein a Second rate version of someone else.
Difference between possible & impossible...
I M THE ONLY DIFFERENCE THAT CAN TURN "IMPOSSIBLE" INTO "POSSIBLE" (& vice-versa)
दूर से देखा तो लगी वो गुलाब का फूल
दूर से देखा तो लगी वो गुलाब का फूल
थोड़ा पास गये तो मैं गया सब कुछ भूल
दिखने में थी वो बहुत ही Beautiful,
हूई दोस्ती उनसे तो लगा कि हम थे कितने बड़े Fool...
थोड़ा पास गये तो मैं गया सब कुछ भूल
दिखने में थी वो बहुत ही Beautiful,
हूई दोस्ती उनसे तो लगा कि हम थे कितने बड़े Fool...
Original song from movie Trimurti:
Duniya re duniya, very good very good
duniya wale, very bad very bad
upar wala very good very good
neeche waale very bad very bad
Now it goes like this ;)
Site pe hai staff, very good very good
par site conditions, very bad very bad
salary package, very good very good
par other facilities, very bad very bad
gore gore mukhde, dil kale kale...
Duniya re duniya, very good very good
duniya wale, very bad very bad
upar wala very good very good
neeche waale very bad very bad
Now it goes like this ;)
Site pe hai staff, very good very good
par site conditions, very bad very bad
salary package, very good very good
par other facilities, very bad very bad
gore gore mukhde, dil kale kale...
Marriage
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
अगर रख सको तो एक निशानी हूँ मैं.....
♥♥...अगर रख सको तो एक निशानी हूँ मैं,
खो दो तो सिर्फ एक कहानी हूँ मैं,
रोक पाए न जिसको ये सारी दुनिया,
वोह एक बूँद आँख का पानी हूँ मैं.....
सबको प्यार देने की आदत है हमें,
अपनी अलग पहचान बनाने की आदत है हमे,
कितना भी गहरा जख्म दे कोई,
उतना ही ज्यादा मुस्कराने की आदत है हमें...
इस अजनबी दुनिया में अकेला ख्वाब हूँ मैं, सवालो से
खफा छोटा सा जवाब हूँ मैं,
जो समझ न सके मुझे, उनके लिए "कौन"
जो समझ गए उनके लिए खुली किताब हूँ मैं,
आँख से देखोगे तो खुश पाओगे, दिल
से पूछोगे तो दर्द का सैलाब हूँ मैं,,,,,
"अगर रख सको तो निशानी,
खो दो तो सिर्फ एक कहानी हूँ मै...♥
खो दो तो सिर्फ एक कहानी हूँ मैं,
रोक पाए न जिसको ये सारी दुनिया,
वोह एक बूँद आँख का पानी हूँ मैं.....
सबको प्यार देने की आदत है हमें,
अपनी अलग पहचान बनाने की आदत है हमे,
कितना भी गहरा जख्म दे कोई,
उतना ही ज्यादा मुस्कराने की आदत है हमें...
इस अजनबी दुनिया में अकेला ख्वाब हूँ मैं, सवालो से
खफा छोटा सा जवाब हूँ मैं,
जो समझ न सके मुझे, उनके लिए "कौन"
जो समझ गए उनके लिए खुली किताब हूँ मैं,
आँख से देखोगे तो खुश पाओगे, दिल
से पूछोगे तो दर्द का सैलाब हूँ मैं,,,,,
"अगर रख सको तो निशानी,
खो दो तो सिर्फ एक कहानी हूँ मै...♥
Pic of the Day - Generation Next
Who Knows tommorow the new born baby might say their first ever word as "windows" rather than "mother" :)
Monday, June 20, 2011
Lectures
Lecture लगाये जाते हैँ पढ़ाने के लिए,
Students को कुछ नया सीखने के लिए,
पर वो तो आते हैँ सिर्फ़ Attendence लगाने के लिये
पीछे बैठ बनते हैँ प्लान शाम को Disco जाने के लिये
Students को कुछ नया सीखने के लिए,
पर वो तो आते हैँ सिर्फ़ Attendence लगाने के लिये
पीछे बैठ बनते हैँ प्लान शाम को Disco जाने के लिये
Bad Apple - Good Apple
If you never tasted a bad apple....You would never appreciate a good apple......
Sunday, June 19, 2011
Mobile Phones
Sometimes Mobile phones do not get you close to people,
It just takes you away from the ones seating next to you.
It just takes you away from the ones seating next to you.
Saturday, June 18, 2011
No Offence
When someone says "No Offence", what they really mean is "I'm about to offend you, don't get mad..."
Friday, June 17, 2011
Some commonly misused English Words - I hope you'd find it useful
- INSTANT - Nowadays, it’s almost universally assumed that “instant” actually means “quickly” or “without intervention.” Obviously, it doesn’t. It actually refers to a precise moment in time. Google Instant is a good example of this word being abused.
- ENORMITY - “Enormity” means “extreme evil”, but it’s often used to mean “enormousness”. US President, George HW Bush missed this one when he said after being elected that he “Couldn’t believe the enormity of the situation.” A perfect example of irony (which, in the context I have just used it, is correct).
- LESS - Less is used when comparing quantities that can’t be counted; for example, “I’d like less milk.” If you’re comparing quantities (like bagels, for example) then “fewer” should be used. But you don’t win many competitions with a tie break if you point out that “25 words or less” should actually be “25 words or fewer.” The antonyms “more than” and “greater than” get similarly misused. Programmers will know the comparison operators are referred to as “greater than and less than”; it should really be “greater than and fewer than”.
- CHRONIC - Chronic is originally a medical term meaning “long term”; it has the same root as “chronometer”. Someone suffering from chronic pain has long term pain. It’s often used to mean “very bad” – in fact “acute” should be used instead. Despite that, it’s easy to find recent examples: “O’Brien: INM in ‘chronic’ state”.
- LITERALLY - This is such a widely known misused word that examples are less common, as most people know to avoid the term – which should be used to describe something that is actually happening (for example, “He literally danced with joy.”) but should not be used for emphasis (“Steam was literally coming out of his ears.”) This example quotes a, now deceased, reverend gentleman who seemed to rejoice in, frankly, daft opinions, including one about a “literal homosexual steamroller”:
- PANACEA - “Panacea” means a cure all; it comes from the same Greek root as “panorama”. It shouldn’t be used to imply a cure for a single thing, and yet here is a newspaper saying: “SOUTH AFRICA: Welfare payments – a panacea for poverty?”
- DISINTERESTED - Does “disinterested” mean the same as “uninterested”? No. Here’s an example of misuse: “TomTom Disinterested in Windows Phone 7 Too?”. “Disinterested” means that a party is independent; so a dispute might be settled by a disinterested party. “Uninterested” means the party has no interest. “I asked John if he wanted to go to the cricket, but he was completely uninterested.”
- DECIMATE - Decimation was a Roman punishment where one in ten men was killed. So when something is decimated, it implies that ten percent of it is destroyed. “Devastate” is almost certainly a better word for most usages and yet: “New York City budget will decimate libraries”.
- ULTIMATE - From the Latin, this means the last in a list of items. But it’s so widely used to indicate the best; a google search for “ultimate phone” gives 307 million hits. I’d argue that the last phone has yet to be made. This is probably the most misused word on the Internet; type “ultimate” into google and thousands of hits come up, pretty much all of them using it as “the best”. However, for a change, this is the ultimate entry in this list.
बारिश की बोरछार
बारिश की बोरछार, पड़ी हम पे जब पहली बार; पहले तो मज़ा आया, फिर हो गया बुखार; इसलिए बारिश में रहना संभल कर मेरे यार :)
A nice work, edited by me
ठोकरें खाई है बेशक हमने चाहत के नाम पे |
दिल फिर भी चलना चाहे वापस राह पे ||
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Another twisted song from an album
दिल का आलम मैं क्या बताऊँ तुझे…
दिल का आलम मैं क्या बताऊँ तुझे,
पॉवर सेक्टर की साईट पे….
पॉवर सेक्टर की साईट पे पोस्टिंग मिली है मुझे
दिल का आलम मैं क्या बताऊँ तुझे…
दिल का आलम मैं क्या बताऊँ तुझे,
पॉवर सेक्टर की साईट पे….
पॉवर सेक्टर की साईट पे पोस्टिंग मिली है मुझे
दिल का आलम मैं क्या बताऊँ तुझे…
सीधे सीधे तो कोई कहता नहीं, सबकी आँखों में एक ही कहानी है
साईट जॉब है तो मुश्किल, सबकी आँखों ये बयां करती है
सबकी बातें भी यही बयां करती है....
दिल का आलम मैं क्या बताऊँ तुझे…
साईट जॉब है तो मुश्किल, सबकी आँखों ये बयां करती है
सबकी बातें भी यही बयां करती है....
दिल का आलम मैं क्या बताऊँ तुझे…
Quote by Warren Buffet
Warren Buffet, world's richest investor:
On EARNINGS: Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second source.
On SPENDING: If U buy things U don't need, soon U'll have to sell things U need.
On SAVINGS: Don't save what is left after spending but spend what is left after savings.
On TAKING RISK: Never test the depth of river with both the feet.
On INVESTMENT: Don't put your all eggs in a single basket .
ON EXPECTATIONS; Honesty Is a Very Expensive Gift. Don't expect it from cheap people
On EARNINGS: Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second source.
On SPENDING: If U buy things U don't need, soon U'll have to sell things U need.
On SAVINGS: Don't save what is left after spending but spend what is left after savings.
On TAKING RISK: Never test the depth of river with both the feet.
On INVESTMENT: Don't put your all eggs in a single basket .
ON EXPECTATIONS; Honesty Is a Very Expensive Gift. Don't expect it from cheap people
Har Dil me Dard Chupa hota hai
Har Dil me Dard Chupa hota hai,
Ye aur bat hai ke har kisi ka Andaz Juda hota hai...!!!
Kuch log Aansuon me baha dete hai,
Aur Kuch ke Mushkurahato me chupa hota hai...!!!
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Some randoms quotes from last few seminars...
- All that we are is a direct result of what we have thought - (My view is in disagreement. I believe that our present is decided by our decisions & not our thoughts)
- Don't compare yourself with anyone in the world. If you compare, you are insulting yourself. (I disagree. I think comparison is good if used as a benchmark to "improve" yourself)
- Every successful person has a painful story & every painful story has a successful ending. (I don't agree that every painful story has a successful ending. Only a few have, rest end up in disasters as the persons are not able to cope up with them)
- If you associate yourself with achievers, you will become one; if you associate yourself with losers, you will become one. (I don't agree completely. A good leader can even turn the losers into achievers)
- When a winner makes a mistake, he says "I was wrong"; when a loser makes a mistake, he says "It was not my fault." (I Won't argue with this; yet)
- Winners have schemes, losers have dreams (I Won't argue with this; yet)
Another twisted song from movie - 3 idiots
जब प्रोजेक्ट हो out of control, होठों को करके गोल;
होठों को करके गोल, सीटी बजा के बोल;
हम क्या जानें इस प्रोजेक्ट का क्या होगा,
फिर शुरू होगा या अब ये बंद होगा,
तो होठ घुमा, सीटी बजा, और sign ना हो तो बोल,
भइया मैं नहीं involve, ये है किसी और का दोष,
पर मैं नहीं involve….
होठों को करके गोल, सीटी बजा के बोल;
हम क्या जानें इस प्रोजेक्ट का क्या होगा,
फिर शुरू होगा या अब ये बंद होगा,
तो होठ घुमा, सीटी बजा, और sign ना हो तो बोल,
भइया मैं नहीं involve, ये है किसी और का दोष,
पर मैं नहीं involve….
Pic of the Day - Hope
There are times in our life when everything seems clouded. Nothing seems clear. But you will find a way, if you have hope.
What you are afraid of ?
No one is afraid of heights,
they are afraid of the fall,
No one is afraid to play,
they are afraid to lose,
No one is afraid of the dark,
they are afraid of what's in it.
No one is afraid to say "I Love You",
they are afraid of the response.
they are afraid of the fall,
No one is afraid to play,
they are afraid to lose,
No one is afraid of the dark,
they are afraid of what's in it.
No one is afraid to say "I Love You",
they are afraid of the response.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Another twisted song from movie "kaho na pyar hai"
इक पल का जीना, फिर तो है जाना
फिक्र काहे करे, दिल को समझाना
खाली हाथ आए थे पर, जेबें भर के जायेंगे
कमाये हूए पैसे हमरे, बच्चों के काम आएंगे
तो हंस क्योंकि दुनिया में यही है होना
ए मेरे दिल तू गाए जा..
मोटे मोटे नोट तू कमाये जा..
ए मेरे दिल तू गाए जा..
मोटे मोटे नोट तू कमाये जा..
फिक्र काहे करे, दिल को समझाना
खाली हाथ आए थे पर, जेबें भर के जायेंगे
कमाये हूए पैसे हमरे, बच्चों के काम आएंगे
तो हंस क्योंकि दुनिया में यही है होना
ए मेरे दिल तू गाए जा..
मोटे मोटे नोट तू कमाये जा..
ए मेरे दिल तू गाए जा..
मोटे मोटे नोट तू कमाये जा..
another twisted song from movie "khoon bhari maang"
हँसते हँसते कट जायेंगे रस्ते
ज़िन्दगी यूं ही चलती रहे
यूनिट मिले या नहीं, बन जाएंगे सरकारी
जल्द ही switch ना कर पाए जो कहीं
(unit here refers to manufacturing plant, while having other posts at office & at sites)
ज़िन्दगी यूं ही चलती रहे
यूनिट मिले या नहीं, बन जाएंगे सरकारी
जल्द ही switch ना कर पाए जो कहीं
(unit here refers to manufacturing plant, while having other posts at office & at sites)
Monday, June 13, 2011
Please Leave Your Comments Here
Your Comments / Suggestions regaring the blog are highly appreciated.
WHY ?
The most painful & difficult question to face is: "WHY ?"
Unfortunately the most important question that makes the human civilization progress is: "Why ?"
Conclusion: The road to progress is quite painful.
Now please don't ask me WHY :)
Unfortunately the most important question that makes the human civilization progress is: "Why ?"
Conclusion: The road to progress is quite painful.
Now please don't ask me WHY :)
Tajmahal
ताजमहल को देख कर बोला शाहजहां का पोता, ताजमहल को देख कर बोला शाहजहां का पोता; आज अपना भी बैंक बैलेंस होता, अगर दादा दीवाना न होता
Understanding ....
If you're too busy with your things..- I'll understand
If you're don't have time for us..- I'll understand
If you're full with your past..... - I'll understand
But if one day I stop loving you.."..It's your turn to understand.."
If you're don't have time for us..- I'll understand
If you're full with your past..... - I'll understand
But if one day I stop loving you.."..It's your turn to understand.."
Pic of the Day - Mumbai in Rains
If anyone wants to contribute some pics of Mumbai or your city, please send it to d.garg85@gmail.com with the city name, date of pic taken, & your name & e-mail (if you wish)
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Another twisted song... ENJOY :)
तुमसे मिलने की तमन्ना है, घूमने का इरादा है,
पर साथ में मेरे papa है जानम,
जो कभी हम मिले, फिर घूमेंगे अकेले मेरे यार
ओ मेरे यार, ओ मेरे यार !!!
पर साथ में मेरे papa है जानम,
जो कभी हम मिले, फिर घूमेंगे अकेले मेरे यार
ओ मेरे यार, ओ मेरे यार !!!
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Change
“Change can’t be given to you every time,
you must bring the change”
Great Quote!
Who said this originally?
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Albert Silva
Bus Conductor
Route No. 154
Now read his quote,once more !
you must bring the change”
Great Quote!
Who said this originally?
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Albert Silva
Bus Conductor
Route No. 154
Now read his quote,once more !
Friday, June 10, 2011
Great Work by my friend - Sudhanshu Sharma
पैरों पर अपने होकर खड़ा, मैं ना चल सका |
उम्र बीत गई, मैं कभी खुद ना बन सका ||
उम्मीदें दिल की, दिल में घुटके रह गयीं |
होकर ख़ुशी में सराबोर, ना निखर सका ||
होकर बड़ा, न कभी थामी ज़िन्दगी की डोर |
न बचपन में कभी अपनी जिद्द पर मचल सका ||
ठोकरें लगीं तो मैं गिरता चला गया |
ना थामा किसी ने हाथ, ना खुद ही संभल सका ||
हमसफ़र से लोग रहगुज़र में बदल गए |
ना बदला वक्त मेरा ना खुद को बदल सका ||
तुम सोचते हो की ये कुछ अशरार-ऐ-ग़ज़ल है|
मैनें लिखा है वो जो अब तक ना कह सका ||
--- कहीं, किसी रोज़, किसी वक़्त ---
सुधांशु
मुझे तीन तीन हैँ offer मिले…
आज मैं ऊपर, कल था मैं नीचे,
आज मैं आगे, ज़माना है पीछे;
Tell me ओ खुदा, अब मैं क्या करूं,
मुझे तीन तीन हैँ offer मिले…
How to Make a girl Happy?
How to Make a girl Happy? It's not at all difficult to make girls happy. A guy only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Chef
5. Electrician
6. Carpenter
7. Plumber
8. Mechanic
. . . . .
314. Good boy friend
315. Very clean
316. Athletic
. . . . .
1054. Courageous
1056. True friend
. . . . . .
10016. Healer
. . . .
31101.Driver
You see, its not at all difficult ... :-)
Right ?? ;-)
1. A friend
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Chef
5. Electrician
6. Carpenter
7. Plumber
8. Mechanic
. . . . .
314. Good boy friend
315. Very clean
316. Athletic
. . . . .
1054. Courageous
1056. True friend
. . . . . .
10016. Healer
. . . .
31101.Driver
You see, its not at all difficult ... :-)
Right ?? ;-)
Thursday, June 9, 2011
The story of three axe(s)...
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with **ANGELINA JOLIE **"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to **ANGELINA JOLIE **, You would have come up with **CAMERON DIAZ **. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to **ANGELINA JOLIE **."
The moral of this story is: **Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
:)
Whom to Blame ?
If anything goes wrong:
Don't Blame your Destiny
Don't Blame Others
Don't Blame it on God
Don't Blame Yourself either
This is what we hear from one person or the other. The question is if no-one is to be blamed, then why the things went wrong? If anyone has the answer, please let me know.
Don't Blame your Destiny
Don't Blame Others
Don't Blame it on God
Don't Blame Yourself either
This is what we hear from one person or the other. The question is if no-one is to be blamed, then why the things went wrong? If anyone has the answer, please let me know.
However what I know for sure is that blaming Anyone is not going to set the things right. Learn from your mistakes & try to improve yourself. Not only we shall try to avoid the repeatition of the mistake, but try to avoid other mistakes as well, using that past learing. If everyone is going to follow the idea, well, many accidents / mishappenings can be avoided. I feel that it is one of the better ways to get fruitful results after facing anything that went wrong.
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