My experience ...

The month of September is about to end. On this occasion I'm writing my experience for last one month.

I won't say that there was anything special there if anyone else is reading this post. 

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But for me, yes it was special.

The main speciality this month was my visit to our unit at Trichy (Tamil Nadu). The unit covers a very vast area of few square kilometer and has a residential colony of course, along with a school & other facilities. This is not my first visit to Trichy, but it looked exactly the same I had seen it about 2 years back. Even the roads & the mob was like yesterday's memory only. I visited Rockfort Temple for the second time. I had been missing South Indian Coffee since I had left back for Morth, and I really enjoyed that taste of coffee back there.  As about my visit, I enjoy being surrounded by big machines & equipments that can make you feel tiny in front of them. The facilities are not state of art, but still good enough for Indian Industry. I hope to have another visit or two there in future.

As I had set a few goals for myself last month & now its time to review them for me :-)

1. Studying either of: Spanish Language, Palmistry or Financial Management to keep myself occupied - Well, my blog as stated below keeps me more than occupied after the office, but I regret to give up the idea of learning something new for the time being.
2. To keep my blog updated & not letting down my newly developed hobby of writing (anything) - Yes, here I have been able to meet the goal & in addition to my occasional writing, I've been updating my blog on regular basis. Gud for me again :-)
3. Learn about one part of my job to a satisfactory level, in addition to requirements of my daily work. I hope that if I can start with this & maintain it, I can really learn a lot than what I had ever ever thought of achieving in my life - I think that I have made a start to learn from my present job, but Its not a good idea to say that I can learn about an area within a short period. I hope that I would be able to keep my momentum going or may be to increase it and learn as much as possible that I can feel proud of achieving one of my dreams.

My goals for next month are more or less the same as last two points mentioned above.

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D. Garg

How many Subjects...

If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects ,

Then How could you expect a single student to learn Six subjects ? :D

Think +ve...

Telling lies increases your memory power...

How???

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You need to remember what you said last time, don't you  ;-)

Wajah ki talash na kar...

Khule asman me zameen ki talash na kar,
Ji le zindagi khushi ki taalash na kar,
Takdir badal jayegi apne aap hi dost,
Muskurana sikh le;
Wajah ki talash na kar...

Height Of coolness !!!

Two friends ...

Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a cold drink and talking...

Friend 1 - "Dude which paper was it"

Friend 2 - "May be maths"

Friend 1 - "Hmmm...that means you read the paper?"

Friend 2 - "No Man I Saw some one using Calculator''...

How the life revolves in a cycle ...

Boss to Secretary: for a week we'll go abroad

She calls her husband: for a week I & boss are going abroad

Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife going,lets enjoy

Girlfriend calls her student: for a week you are free

Little boy calls his grandpa: I'm free.

Grandpa (Boss) calls Secretary: Tour cancelled. I'm with my grandson this week.

Secatary calls her husband: Tour cancelled

Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife is not going.

Girlfriend calls her student: This week your class would be as usual.

Boy calls grandpa: Sorry I have to attend my class.

Grandpa calls Secretary: We are going abroad.

To be continued... ♥ .,,.(•̪●)(•̪●) ♥

Criticizing the Younger Generation...

Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them.!!!

Wishing you GOOD NIGHT...

Aaj Raat Ko Aapko Macchar Nahi Katenge,
Bcoz My "GOODNIGHT" Will Take Care of You.

But Cheenti Kaat Sakti Hai,
Bcoz I Wish You Very "SWEET" "SWEET" Dreams.

Pic of the Day - Redefining Below Poverty Line & Creamy Layer ;-)

A Big Difference Between School & Collage...

In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In College If You Are Late,
You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-)

Duniya gol hai mere dost ...

Boss to Secretary: for a week we'll go abroad

She calls her husband: for a week I & boss r going abroad

Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife going,lets enjoy

Girlfriend calls her student: for a week u r free

Little boy calls his grandpa: I'm free.

Grandpa (Boss) calls Secretary: Tour cancelled. I'm with my grandson this week.

Secatary calls her husband: Tour cancelled

Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife is not going.

Girlfriend calls her student: This week ur class would be as usual.

Boy calls grandpa: Sorry I have to attend my class.

Grandpa calls Secretary: We r going abroad.

To be continued: ♥ .,,.(•̪●)(•̪●) ♥

गरीबी से तंग आकर एक कवि डाकू बन गए!

पहले दिन भगवान् का नाम लेकर बैंक लूटने गए !

बैंक में केशिअर से कहा-
अर्ज़ किया है तकदीर में जो लिखा हो वो हर हाल में मिलेगा,
... हेंड्स अप!! कोई अपनी जगह से नहीं हिलेगा!

अपने कुछ खवाब मेरी आँखों से निकाल दो,
जो कुछ भी है जल्दी से इस बैग में डाल दो!

बहुत कोशिश करता हूँ उसकी याद को भुलाने की,
ख़बरदार कोई होश्यारी न करे पुलिस को बुलाने की!

दिल का आँगन उसके बिन वीरान पड़ा है,
जल्दी करो बाहर मेरा साथी परेशान खड़ा है!!!!!!!!!!

Bus,Train or Ladki ...

Boys's dialog...
'Bus,Train or Ladki 1 jati hai or dusri aati hai.''

huh!

now Gals also have its ans

''Riksha,Taxi or Ladke,1 ko bulao 4 aate hai !!!

Pic of the Day - Hidden Camera...

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Sometime Little Things Hurt..

No Reply from your Love ones,

Laughing of Friends at you,

When your Best Friend is Busy with ANOTHER Friend,

When you want your Friend to be with you,But they Don't Have time for you,

When you EXPRESS your DEEPEST FEELINGS to someone Special, but HE/SHE Doesn't try to understand,

When you want To TALK TO HIM/HER, but they say "I AM BUSY"

When you don't feel sleepy at Night and your Bf/Gf says I'm damn sleepy...


How truly said- Heart is soft n can b Pinched Easily . . . !

ZINDANGI NA MILENGI DOBARA....

Life ke har pal ko khushi se bitao,
Rone ka time kaha, sirf muskurao,
Chahe dunia kahe pagal yaa awara,
Bas yaad ye rakhna,
ZINDANGI NA MILENGI DOBARA. .... ... ... .... ... ... .... :-)

Kaanto se mat ghabrana mere dost...

Taaron me akela chaand jagmagata hai,
Muskilon me akela insaan hi dagmagata hai,
Kaanto se mat ghabrana mere dost,
Kyuki kaanton me hi ek gulaab muskurata hai...

Breaking a traffic signal...

A lady broke the traffic signal...

Police: Stop!!
Lady: Plz let me go. I'm a teacher...

Police: Aah, I've waited for this moment all my life. Now write... 'I'll never break signal' 100 times... :D

Performance...

"Performance always comes from passion & not from pressures". So, be passionate, love what you do & do what you love.

Pic of the Day ...

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Story of 2011...

Ek garib ladka udasi ki halat me Ja Rha tha ki Achanak usko chiragh Mila,
Usne wo Chiragh khushi se Utha liya,
Jb Usne Usko Haath se Raghra toooh ,
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Woh Ek zordaar Dhamake se fatt Gya.
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9 mare
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Alladin ka Zamana Gya Bacchu....
Anjaan chijo se dur raho Bomb ho sakta hai

What A Pen Can Do..!

Lost Your Pen = No Pen

No Pen = No Notes

No Notes = No Study

No Study = Fail

Fail = No Diploma

No Diploma = No Work

No Work = No Money

No Money = No Food

No Food = You Get Skinny

You Get Skinny = Then You Get Ugly

You Get Ugly = No Love

No Love = No Marriage

No Marriage = No Children

No Children = Alone

Alone = Depression

Depression = Sickness

Sickness = Death!!

Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die..:P

Khamoshiyan...

Koun Kehta Hai Ke Khamoshiya Khamosh Hoti Hai?
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Koun Kehta Hai Ke Khamoshiya Khamosh Hoti Hai?
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Khamoshiyo Ko Khamoshi Se Suno, Kya Pata...
Ye Wo Keh Jayen Jiski Aapko Lafzon Me Talash Hoti Hai....

The government's definition of a below poverty line person shows the vision to eliminate poverty...

* On Tuesday, 21 Sept 2011, the Planning Commission told the Supreme Court  that anyone spending more than Rs 965 per month in urban India and Rs 781 in rural India will be deemed not to be poor.
** The government's definition of a below poverty line person - earning less than Rs 32 a day for someone living in an urban area (Refer news dated 21 Sept 2011 & follow ons). But those with such meagre earnings should not worry as several options are available to them. One such is the Parliament canteen where they can eat to their heart's content and still save money. Dal at the canteen costs Rs 2, roti and tea cost Rs 1 each, kheer Rs 7 and a plate of mutton biryani costs Rs 27. Perhaps the policy makers had based their data on the Parliament canteen rates while presenting an affidavit to the Supreme Court. Only problem is that the said canteen having meals (Thali) at Rs. 18 per diet is for members of parliament only.

So, what do we conclude:

Vision 2012: There will be no poor citizen in India by end of 2012...
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Simple: Declare all people having income higher than One Rupee per day as "NOT POOR". Isn't it easy ;-)

I asked my heart...

I asked my heart:

Whats the difference between love and frendship?
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My work is to supply blood.....
Dont ask me out of syllabus !!!  :-D

Students change...

Classic example for students of different age groups,

1st to 3rd standard - Hey! I studied everything for the exam..

4th to 6th std - Hey! Dat Question was very hard so I left only that question..

6th to 10th std - Hey! Read only important questions..

11th std - I think 4 chapters are enough to get pass marks..

12th std - Tommorow which exam do we have...

And in college - Kamino bata to dete aaj paper hai, mere paas to pen bhi nai hai...  ;-)

Comfort or Growth...

We Get Comfort From Those Who Agree With Us,
But...
We Get Growth From Only Those Who Disagree With Us :-)

Definitions... FAITH, TRUST, HOPE

Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella. ‘THATS FAITH’

When you throw a year old baby in the air, he laughs because he knows you will catch him. ‘THATS TRUST’

Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to wake up alive the next morning but still we set alarm for tomorrow. ‘THATS HOPE’

Change in Dowry...

‎1970
Dulha dahez Me Sasurji se radio Mangta Tha

1980
Cycle
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1990
Bike

2000
Car

2011
Bas Bina Boyfrnd wali dulhan dedo Baki me kama lunga.

Quote of the Day - Worry

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Friendship is not a tool...

Friendship is not a tool that shall be used and kept away to be re-used some day.

Its like a part of your machine called life, without which machine can't run...

Bahut Kuch Sikha Jati Hai Zindagi...

Bahut Kuch Sikha Jati Hai Zindagi,
Hasa Ke Rula Jati Hai Zindagi,
Jee Sako Jitna Utna Jee Lo,
Kyoki Bahut Kuch Baki Rehta Hai Aur
Khatm Ho Jati Hai Zindagi...

Gifts by Boys & Girls...

Ladkiya ek dusre ko gift me kya deti hai???
Flower
Ear rings
Necklace
Chocolates
Perfumes
Suit

Aur ladke ek dusro ko kya dete hai...
Bhai ye le ladki ka number, bas use mera naam mat btayio........   ;-)

Pic of the Day - "WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS..."

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Its a girl's world ...

If a girl laughs loudly ,she is cheerful . If boy laughs loudly ,sala mannerless

If a gal talks sweetly , she is charming .If a boy talks sweetly , sala flirt

If a gal is shopin she is trendy .If boy is shopin sala baap ka paisa udatha hain

If a gal is silent ,she is feelin sad . If a boy is silent ,he is bein rude

If a gal walks in a group ,its a group . If a boy walks in a group loafer gang banake phirtha hai ...:P

Pic of the Day - Key....

Two thoughts decide the success ...

Two thoughts decide the success in your life:

1. The way you MANAGE when you have nothing in hand &
2. The way you BEHAVE when you have everything in hand  ;-)

Honesty...

Why honesty is the best policy?
Because there is hardly competition ...   ;-)

A message for all Indians...

दो सहेलियाँ वर्षों बाद मिलीं. औपचारिक कुशल क्षेम के बाद 'कितने बच्चे हैं तुम्हारे ? ' एक ने दूसरी से पूछा. 'दो बेटियाँ हैं ' दूसरी ने कहा. 'हे भगवान, इस जमाने में दो बेटियाँ. मेरे तो दो बेटे हैं. मुझे भी दो बार पता चला था गर्भ में बेटी है, मैंने तो छुटकारा पा लिया. अब देखो कितनी निश्चिन्त हूँ.' पहली ने कहा. 'काश, तीस वर्ष पहले तेरी मम्मी ने भी तेरे जन्म से पहले ऐसा किया होता तब आज तू दो हत्याओं की दोषी न होती. तेरी मम्मी को एक ही ह्त्या का पाप लगता.....

Its just easier...

A lot of people say that people cant change. I think they're wrong. My theory is: people can change. It is just easire for them not to...

Quote of the Day - Happiness

Tumhare dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai...

Biwi(gusse me): Tumhare dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai.

Husband(pyaar se): Toh itni der se kyu kha rahi ho ???

Pic of the Day - Just for Fun :-)

Its all in the perception...

Kabhi insan galat ya sahi nahi hota,
Uska waqt use galat ya sahi banata hai,

Koi dekhta hai kichad me kamal,
Kisi ko chand me bhi daag najar aata hai !!!

Break Up...

Girl: I Wanna Break Up With you
Guy: Why??
Girl: Because you Didnt Comment On My Pic On FACEBOOK    ;-)

Truth of my life...

I would never forget two faces...

First who Helped me in a Critical Situation...

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Second who left me in a Critical Situation...!!!

Pic of the Day - Gone Fishing...

Dreams...

‎28 December 2002 - Dhirubhai Ambani's vision of making call cheaper than sending a postcard became a reality!

16 September 2011 - Vijay Mallay's dream of making beer cheaper than Petrol became a reality !!!

Message dedicated to all friends...

Humari bhi thi 1 kahani, Hamari bhi thi 1 hasti purani...
Kandhe par tha dosto ka haath, saare jamane per tha apna raj, aisa tha yaaro ka saath...
Saath baith kar karthe the masti Jab samosa tha 3 rupeye aur chaaiy thi sasti...
Dosto ke liye bachpan tha kurbaan, jo aaj sale ban baith iss dhakan ke jaan...
Chhoti se choti baato ko dil se lagaya, phir bhi kamino ne khub hasaya ...
Yaar marne se pahle 1 waada nibhana, ho sake to purane hasin din firse lotana...

FAMILY...

Boyfri(END)...... Girlfri(END)...... BESTFRI(END)........ Everything Has An END

Except ........

Fam(ILY) ....  It Has (I LOVE YOU)......   :-)

Pic of the Day - Prayer...

I want to go back to the time...

I want to go back to the time.....
when "love" was "mom's hug",
when "dad's shoulder" was "the highest placeon earth",
when the only thing s"broken" were "toys",
when "goodbyes" only meant "till tomorrow"And
when “Apple” and “blackberry” were just fruits!!!

Pic of the Day - Journey of a Thousand Miles...

A lame joke ;-)

Teacher to Students : If you have any doubt in what I have taught so far, please ask me...

Student : Are you maths teacher or english teacher.... :-P

NEWTON'S LAW FOR LOVE.....

First law:

A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a boy towards a girl is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the girl and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.    ;-)

Aaj tab tak piyenge ...

A Drinkers Gang - Aaj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samne wale 3 ped 6 nhi dikhte...

Bar owner - Bas karo kamino, samne 1 hi ped hai ... Ab kya jungle banaoge :-)

Pic of the Day - VISION 2050

Pic of the Day - THINK BIG...

*Request all the readers to send the caption for above pic, please...

A Quote for all My Friends...

‎2 one za 2 - where are you?
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2 Two za 4 - tumsa nahi koi or
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2 Three za 6 - our Friendship is fix
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2 Four za 8 - our friendship is great
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2 Five za 10 - take care my friend  :-)

Funny Definitions:

1) Fashion: Lungi with a zip.

2) Laziness: Asking lift for a morning walk.

3) Craziness: Get blank paper photocopied.

4) Honesty: Pregnant women taking 2 tickets.

5) Dehydration: Cow giving milk powder.

6) Overconfidence: A 99 years old woman purchasing a lifetime sim card.   :-)

Going to hunt a tiger ???

Sardar Gun leke darwaze pe ruka ..
Wife: Why are you standing here??
Sardar: Sher ka shikaar karne ja raha hoon!
Wife: toh jao na ..
Sardar: Kaise jaun bahar kutta khada hai ;)

Learning...

Hurting needed to Make you Grow,
Failure needed to Make you Know,
Loss needed to Make you Gain,
Because
Best Lessons can only Learnt through Pain.. !

Pic of the Day - Learning Chinese...

Capital of India...

Teacher - "Where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA?"

Student - " IN SWITZERLAND" (Swiss Bank):)

Pic of the Day - Transparent Ants

Ants' stomach is transparent, So whenever they eat something that is with some kind of color, their stomach pics the same color :-)

GABBAR SINGH KA CHARITRA VARNAN...

1. सादा जीवन, उच्च विचार: उसके जीने का ढंग बड़ा सरल था. पुराने और मैले कपड़े, बढ़ी हुई दाढ़ी, महीनों से जंग खाते दांत और पहाड़ों पर खानाबदोश जीवन. जैसे मध्यकालीन भारत का फकीर हो. जीवन में अपने लक्ष्य की ओर इतना समर्पित कि ऐशो-आराम और विलासिता के लिए एक पल की भी फुर्सत नहीं. और विचारों में उत्कृष्टता के क्या कहने! ‘जो डर गया, सो मर गया’ जैसे संवादों से उसने जीवन की क्षणभंगुरता पर प्रकाश डाला था.

२. दयालु प्रवृत्ति: ठाकुर ने उसे अपने हाथों से पकड़ा था. इसलिए उसने ठाकुर के सिर्फ हाथों को सज़ा दी. अगर वो चाहता तो गर्दन भी काट सकता था. पर उसके ममतापूर्ण और करुणामय ह्रदय ने उसे ऐसा करने से रोक दिया.

3. नृत्य-संगीत का शौकीन: ‘महबूबा ओये महबूबा’ गीत के समय उसके कलाकार ह्रदय का परिचय मिलता है. अन्य डाकुओं की तरह उसका ह्रदय शुष्क नहीं था. वह जीवन में नृत्य-संगीत एवंकला के महत्त्व को समझता था. बसन्ती को पकड़ने के बाद उसके मन का नृत्यप्रेमी फिर से जाग उठा था. उसने बसन्ती के अन्दर छुपी नर्तकी को एक पल में पहचान लिया था. गौरतलब यह कि कला के प्रति अपने प्रेम को अभिव्यक्त करने का वह कोई अवसर नहीं छोड़ता था.

4. अनुशासनप्रिय नायक: जब कालिया और उसके दोस्त अपने प्रोजेक्ट से नाकाम होकर लौटे तो उसने कतई ढीलाई नहीं बरती. अनुशासन के प्रति अपने अगाध समर्पण को दर्शाते हुए उसने उन्हें तुरंत सज़ा दी.

5. हास्य-रस का प्रेमी: उसमें गज़ब का सेन्स ऑफ ह्यूमर था. कालिया और उसके दो दोस्तों को मारने से पहले उसने उन तीनों को खूब हंसाया था. ताकि वो हंसते-हंसते दुनिया को अलविदा कह सकें. वह आधुनिक यु का ‘लाफिंग बुद्धा’ था.

6. नारी के प्रति सम्मान: बसन्ती जैसी सुन्दर नारी का अपहरण करने के बाद उसने उससे एक नृत्य का निवेदन किया. आज-कल का खलनायक होता तो शायद कुछ और करता.

7. भिक्षुक जीवन: उसने हिन्दू धर्म और महात्मा बुद्ध द्वारा दिखाए गए भिक्षुक जीवन के रास्ते को अपनाया था. रामपुर और अन्य गाँवों से उसे जो भी सूखा-कच्चा अनाज मिलता था, वो उसी से अपनी गुजर-बसर करता था. सोना, चांदी, बिरयानी या चिकन मलाई टिक्का की उसने कभी इच्छा ज़ाहिर नहीं की.

8. सामाजिक कार्य: डकैती के पेशे के अलावा वो छोटे बच्चों को सुलाने का भी काम करता था. सैकड़ों माताएं उसका नाम लेती थीं ताकि बच्चे बिना कलह किए सो जाएं. सरकार ने उसपर 50,000 रुपयों का इनाम घोषित कर रखा था. उस युग में ‘कौन बनेगा करोड़पति’ ना होने के बावजूद लोगों को रातों-रात अमीर बनाने का गब्बर का यह सच्चा प्रयास था.

9. महानायकों का निर्माता: अगर गब्बर नहीं होता तो जय और व??रू जैसे लुच्चे-लफंगे छोटी-मोटी चोरियां करते हुए स्वर्ग सिधार जाते. पर यह गब्बर के व्यक्तित्व का प्रताप था कि उन लफंगों में भी महानायक बनने की क्षमता जागी.

Business is Business...

 One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.

Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."

As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"

Pic of the Day - The Right Moment

Feelings...

WIFE: Suno ji Jab aapne pehli baar mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya tha ?
HUSBAND: Ma kasam! mar hi jata agar "AAHAT" dekhne ki aadat na hoti.....

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE...

1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Pic of the Day - Perfection...

In an engineering university during a math's class...

Student:
Why do we have to learn this?

Teacher:
To save lives!!!!!

Student:
How does math save lives?

Teacher:
It keeps idiots like you out of medical college... :

Wo bhi kya din the...

MUMMY ki goad, or PAPA k kandhe,

Na paise ki soch, Na life k funde,

Na kal ki chinta, Na future k sapne,

Ab kal ki hai fikar,or adhure hai sapne,

Mud kar dekha to, bahut door hai apne,

Manzilo ko dhundte hum kaha kho gye,

Na jane kyu hum itne bade ho gaye...

Students...

Q: How to kill an ANT?  - asked in exam for 15marks.

Student:- Mix chilli powder with some sugar & keep it outside the ANT's hole.

After eating,ANT will search for some water near a water tank.

Push the ANT into it. Now ANT will go to dry itself near fire.

When it reaches near fire, put a Bomb into fire...

Then you admit the wounded ANT in ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ANT...

Don't play with students ... We will kill ANT for 15marks also... ;-)

Pic of the Day - Happiness...

Har ek FRIEND zaroori hai...

Alone we can SAY ...
But together we can SHOUT

Alone we can SMILE ...
But together we can LAUGH

Alone we can ENJOY ...
But together we can CELEBRATE

Dedicated to all my FRIENDS    :-)

Pic of the Day - Coffee...

Time is like a river,,,

Time is like a river. You can't touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of your life.

Confession of a married man...

Confession of a married man - Before Marriage I was eagerly waiting for weekends... But after marriage I am eagerly waiting for Monday to come after Friday..:-)

Facebook Status...

Girl's status on fb -"I AM SAD"
Comments :
1. haww!kya hua?
2. Hey,everyting ok?
3. Shud i call
3. Hey dnt b sad tell m wat hapd?
4. Everyting gonna b ok baby chill
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Boy's Status on FB-"I am sad"
Comments:
1. Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar haramkhor
2. Kya hua kaminey?
3. Sala Dukhi Atma
4. Zindagi barbad hai teri kuttey ;-)

Quote of the Day - Believe

Udun main aazaad panchi jaise...

Udun main aazaad panchi jaise, khula hua hai aasmaan,
Duniya hai behte paani jaisi, chale wahan hai saagar jahan
Phaisla karna hai mushkil, ki meri manzil hai kahaan,
Main hun ek anjaan musaafir, aaj yahan kal wahan
Thodi si khusi ki khaatir insaan bhatakta kahan kahan
Wapis ghar aakar milta chain, Dharti ka swarg hain bas yahan...

Quote of the Day - Success

I was tired of ...

Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes

Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason... ;-)

Quote by - Chuck Palahniuk

“Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.” 

Sign at Petrol Pump... :-)

A Sign At A Petrol Pump ...
 
Finance available  ;-)

Har Facebook Friend acha nahi hota hai...

Meri chai ka roz wahi taste hota hai
Lekin har FACEBOOK frnd,accha nai hota hai…

Koi kisi or ka face lagaye
Koi copy kr k status,apni hushiyari dikhaye
Koi humari,sadi photo ko bhi like kre
Koi jabardasti online, hello hii kre
Kisi ka pakau,NOTE hota h
Lekin har FB frnd,accha nahi hota h

Ek kabhi na najar aye, pr roj Tag kre
Ek roj online aye or kabhi na Talk kre
Koi pahli baar me hi flirt kre
Koi jbrdsti hume Alert kre
Koi khud ko lock to koi khud ko xposed krta h
Lekin har FB frnd ,accha nahi hota

Quote of the Day - Dreams



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Bada Kaun ???

Kamyabi badi nahi ,

use pane wale bade hote he,

Darar badi nahi
bharne wale bade hote he,

Itihas k har panne pe likha hai ...
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''Riste bade nahi hote,
nibhane wale bade hote hai...

Quote of the Day - Attitude

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Annna Dekh Raha Hai...

Bhagat : Hey Bhagwan .. promotion karwa dena. 51 rupees ka bhog aapke charanon mein rakh raha hoon

God: Pagal marwayega kya? Anna dekh raha hai ... :-)

Chilling Story

This happened about a month ago near Lonavala. A guy was driving from Bombay to Pune and decided not to take the new expressway as he wanted to see the scenery along the old road. The inevitable happens and when he reached the mountains his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he started walking on the side of the road, hoping to get a lift to the nearest town. It was dark and rainy. And pretty soon he got wet and shivering. The night rolled on and no car passed by.

Suddenly he saw a car coming towards him. It slowed and then stopped next to him - without thinking the guy opened the door and jumped in. Seated in the back, he leaned forward to thank the person who had saved him. He realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!

Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a curve coming. Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his life.

He hadn't come out of shock, when just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and moved the wheel! The car made the curve safely and continued on the road to the next bend. The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they were before a curve and moved the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend.

Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches open the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as hard as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.

He stumbles into a restaurant, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then he starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through.

There is dead silence in the restuarant when he stops talking ..... . . . .

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......and that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk in. Santa points and says 'Look Banta - that's the idiot who got into our car when we were pushing it.  :D

Child Labour :-)

If Child Labour Is A Crime
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Then Why Teacher Gives

Homework ??? :-D

There are 3 Kinds of men...

Asian :Has Wife and GF bt Loves Wife the Most.
American :Has Wife and GF bt Loves GF the Most.
Arab :Has 18 Wives and 12 GF's bt Loves his Camel the Most   :-P

Wah re kudrat ajab teri maya...

Wah re kudrat ajab teri maya;
Kahin hai dhoop kahin hai chaaya;
Aane wala waqt jaane kaun sa sandesh hai laaya;
Hai khushiyon ki baurchaar, ya gam ka saaya.....

Pic of the Day - ???

How can you tell the sun not to shine...

‎"How can you tell the sun not to shine, when clouds exist.

How can you ask leaves not to fall when wind exists.

How can you tell me not to fall in love when you exist."

A Sign At A Petrol pump ...

"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ...
Your Life May Be Worthless, But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"

Pic of the Day - How to make Ice-Cream ;-)

 

Never Try to be Over Smart...

A new Vacuum Cleaner Salesman knocked the Door

A Lady opened it, And before She could Speak, Salseman Rushed in to the Living Room, And Emptied a Bag of Cow Shit on the Carpet.. !!!

Salseman: Madam, If I'm unable to Clean this up with My New Powerful Vacuum cleaner in Next 10 seconds, I will EAT all this Shit... !!!

Lady: Do You Need Chilli Sauce with that ???

Salseman: Why ??? !! :O

Lady: Because there's NO ELECTRICITY.. =D =P =$

Moral: Never Try to be Over Smart.. =D

Pic of the Day - Wishing you GOOD NIGHT

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Wanna make money through Facebook...??

Go to:
Account->
account settings->
and click on
De-activate your Account
than
Start Working...!! Lolz :-P

Quote of the Day - I am only one...

Sand And Stone...

 This story tells about two friends walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath.

The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand, and now, you write on a stone. Why?"

The other friend replied, "When someone hurts us, we should write it down in sand, where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. When someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone, where no wind can ever erase it."

Learn to write your hurts in sand, and to carve your benefits in stone...