Friends...

FAKE friends - Never ask for food.
REAL friends - Are the reason you have no food. :) :P

FAKE friends - Have never seen you cry.
REAL friends - Cry with you. :'(
FAKE friends - Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. 8-|
REAL friends - Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours...
FAKE friends - Know a few things about you. :/
REAL friends - Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. :D
FAKE friends - Would knock on your door.
REAL friends - Walk right in and say 'I'm home!"
FAKE friends - Will help you up when you fall over. :|
REAL friends - Will jump on top of you and shout "Pile on!":P
FAKE friends - Are for a while. *...*
REAL friends - Are for life O:)
FAKE friends - Will read this.
REAL friends - Will steal this...